NO

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

Reblog if you survived

Me: if I give it a few days, my feelings for this character will probably go away

*few days pass*

My feelings after a few days: *grow stronger*

Me: oh no

Muggy

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

Yeah like that… 👆🏻

I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”