Ferroxfluidgargoyle

Artwork by: Mark Fielding

Trans deer trans deer🦌🏳️‍⚧️

regular lobsters start out as just little lobsters but spiny lobsters start out as these beautiful weird larvae that also evolved to ride on top of jellyfish. This jellyfish is too small though!!!

let me fuck you in a church so your god can watch you pray to me instead 🧡

I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”

Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

Tbh I assume everyone on here is lgbtq+ if you’re straight you’ll have to come out to me

death will not do us part you stupid cunt