What's The Matter Honey? You've Hardly Touched Your Fleeting Experience Of Time On Earth

You’re in her dms, she’s rubbing her head on my bulge and humping my leg for attention.

Summon kitten.

It doesn’t do anything mechanically speaking, but it makes a little mewing noise and watches with big wide eyes as an army of hobgoblins stab you 4,000,000,000 times.

do you ever sabotage your own free time? like wtf is that about? i want to play this game or read or do something specific but instead i will just stare out the window or scroll mindlessly???

Addicted to target dot com bootleg Audrey 2s.

"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches

oh i do try my very best to be not a bastard but my heart is a garden full of bastard fruits and also basil

You like the piggy tails Sir? 🎀🧸

there's too many un-cuddled girls in this world.... you all deserve so much better