Call Me A Mousegirl The Way I Eat A Lot Of Cheese And Get Chewed On By Cats

i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

i love the 2012 littlest pet shop cartoon and its fandom but how did it ever catch on to call ourselves PETTERS.

On the 31st anniversary of Animation Magic's Zelda games, I am proud to announce Aypo's Library - a fansite dedicated to archiving various facts, tidbits, developmental history, and more about the CD-i Nintendo games.

I've dug up some brand-new factoids regarding these games while putting the site together, including:

Accurate Hotel Mario holiday message dates

New evidence regarding Iggy's lost hotel

Early blurbs for four of the games

More comprehensive writeups about the unreleased CD-i Nintendo titles

More? I think???

Come on in!

Link: "Great! I'll grab my stuffie!"

*trying to age regress Link*

sorry link, i don't take credit. come back when you're a little.

GPT-4 is becoming too real.

I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

catgirl doms are always posting about mousegirls as a way of pushing against the idea of cats as submissive but what are the mousegirl doms posting about. seedgirls?