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you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

:’)

Damn. A whole 15lbs in less than a week.

Reblog this cute bumble bee for the same luck🐝🖤💛🖤

if this post gets 100,000 notes by August 21, 2020 (my 18th birthday), i swear on my own mortal soul that i’ll get a tattoo that says “sometimes it be like that”

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

Jackpot

🔮✨❣️💆🏼🌹🌞🌹💆🏼❣️✨🔮

Emoji spell for clear radiant naturally perfect skin!

Likes charge and reblog cast!

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months

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Likes charge. Reblogs CAST

ATTENTION PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I think i have it now and i appreciate it.

I’ve just made a bet against my Dad that if this post gets 2 million notes then i can get a Puppy. [like the one underneath]

I didn’t realise how much 2 million was and i couldn’t take that number down now. It should look like 2,000,000 in the notes bar.

He’s convinced that this will never reach that number, and very confident about it so Let’s prove him wrong!! He thinks this will get about 25 notes beofre it’s left in the dust.

You don’t have to do it for me. But for the point and to prove him wrong. He has to pay and everything so let’s make him suffer with it!!

I’m counting on you!!!

Remember it’s 2,000,000!

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

I am also broke but reblogging to help

Emergency Plush Commissions! Help me afford rent!

Hey everyone! I’m coming up shot on money this month, so I’m making plush commissions available to make up the difference! 

Any of my basic pre-drafted patterns are available for commission at $70 plus shipping, just send me a message about what colors you would like. These include my dragon hatchlings, vintage deer, vintage foxes, and Solbeasts. I’ll also have vintage rabbits availabe soon, so feel free to ask about those!

I’ll also have custom commissions available starting at $100. I can make OCs, Fursonas, and video game/media characters, just supply me with some references and an idea of size and I can give a quote. 

I also have a couple original embroidered patch designs available, $10 each plus shipping!

If anyone just wants to help a little, my paypal is jmick@pnca.edu

Please reblog and share, even if you can’t afford to buy anything, just getting the word out there helps. Thanks everyone!

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Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

There's nothing wrong with sex, people.

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

think of me when the sky is pink

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

me looking at the person i like: i am enamored even with the way your fingers move, with the way the light plays on your skin, with your freckles and your smile and your laughter, with your voice, with how you get around the things you love, with your humor,  me aloud: what’s up asshole

SELF CARE CHEAT SHEET!!

how to treat yourself on a low budget

what to do after a long day

how not to be hard on yourself

staying healthy while studying

need a confidence boost? stand like this

how to deal with mental illness

feel better masterpost

hygiene/beauty masterpost | my make up masterpost | make up masterpost | simple steps for perfect make up | more make up tips | highlighting/contouring

6 ab moves 

hair oil benefits

what is your acne telling you? | another useful post about acne

headaches

masterpost for rough times

the sex ed your parents didn’t give you

head to toe self care

blow job tips | compilation of sex tips 

limits of the human body

when to change your toothbrush, workouts etc

useful hoe tips | more +

love yourself

“how to make love”

shaving your vagina

foods that fix everything

22 less difficult ways to practise self care

self care wheel

superhero workouts | lose 500 calories at home

bad habits and how to break them

stop biting nails

stop procrastinating 

stop skipping breakfast

stretches to improve every aspect of your body

stop cracking knuckles

stop falling asleep late 

list of stress relievers

remove a splinter

smoothie masterpost

morning yoga

hair masterpost

self care masterpost

period hacks | alleviate menstrual cramps

sounds to soothe anxiety | another tip | panic attacks | calming down

things to do when you’re scared, anxious | reduce anxiety

self help for anxiety

what to eat before you run

how to get ahead in life

self care infographic 

study guide for health (basic first aid, healthy hobbies etc)

a+ self care advice | more lovely advice

coping skills

get rid of negative self talk

feeling sad? | not having a good day? | if anyone is sad | feeling anxious for school? | in case you’re having a bad night | unfuck tomorrow morning

study food

health life hacks

what to do with food poisoning

self talk to end obsessions

self care ideas/tips

what to do with you’re bleeding and don’t have a band aid

why you should drink a lot of water

other cheat sheets

i wanna sit in old cafes and listen to the rain just chatting about nothing with you