Ex2ess - They Won't Make It Home But They Really Don't Care

Pride Month is over it's time to return to my little hole under the bridge with the little orange troll from Dora and Mariah Carey

diy lobotomy

underrated part of petting a cat is when you reach over their head to scratch their back and they bonk their head on ur arm

that’s the stuff………………

Damien Cray: Hello private assassin of mine, I have an annoying person I’d like to be rid of

Yassen: lol ok no problem boss who is it this time

Damien Cray: This kid called Alex Rider

Yassen: OH NO MY SON

Girl in my Chem class: I taught myself how to play piano, I can teach myself coulombic attraction.

Other girl: Wow, that's really amazing.

First girl again: I'm just kidding, I can't play piano.

say something funny

I think Venom 2 is so multifaceted because from one perspective it's just a Segway to insert Venom into the MCU and therefore insert him into No Way Home. From another perspective it's a gay romantic comedy about a man and his hot monster partner eating bad guys while also trying to maintain domestic balance. And that's beautiful to me, just let them be happy :)

no mom i’m not high my eyes are red because i’m evil

Dracula 1931 / Renfield 2023 (1/2)