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[Muffled Screaming from Muppet Superhell]

guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together

BREAKING: Strange Aeons spotted chasing an individual with a Claymore into suburban Toronto. Suspect is considered armed and dangerous and is believed to have already killed one M. Joker the I. It is likely they may kill again.

Hit the hay so hard last night that i found the needle

remember when they were saying that bisexuals couldn't be butch or femme and we had to be like. deer

NaLu Week Day 6 - Picnic

(Doesn’t really fit the theme I know)

when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

gray desperately wants to be nonchalant but has never been casual about anything a day in his life

In hindsight Gray's early introduction is really funny.

When he's first introduced its like 'oh ok he's a lil bit wild but this guy's clearly meant to fill the level headed rival type character role' and then the first arc that shines a spotlight on him you wait to see him fill the archetype only to watch him immediately try and kill himself.

I don't need to breathe when you look at me, all I see is green 💚⚡

A well thought out and meticulously organized fraxus playlist, if you even care

everybody say happy sweet 16 slenderman

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

im gods weakest faggot

Yes, old man, it is

SO NO [[arms]] ???

then mashima posts some fuckass art and goes “lolol guys NaLu!! hope they date!”

not to get overly poetic about it but...nalu as a dynamic is kinda crazy to me like. what if we were best friends? what if we were kinda silly and ridiculous and stupid about each other? what if we were connected across time and space for 400 years? what if we bumped into each other on a random tuesday? what if you changed my life? what if we had a dogged, unwavering and irrational faith in each other right from the get go? what if the greatest tragedy of my life was directly linked to the greatest tragedy of yours? what if, in a different timeline, i watched you and the rest of my friends die, and there was nothing i could do about it? what if i watched a future version of you die and i sobbed over your broken body? what if you were my last tether to humanity? what if i broke the laws of magic to save you? what if you came back to me in the place we first met? what if we were meant to be in every single universe? what if we still chose each other, every single time, anyway?

the lesbians love gerson

An aspirational figure to not one but two brash queer muscle women???? Coolest old man ever.

they huddle for warmth like penguins

I feel like they deserve a sleepover. Susie is a better blanket than the actual blanket.

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

the player in kris’s ear going “just sayin. if you’re REALLY that mad. i’ve killed him before…”

He’s gotta go

she’s incredible. 1 million points awarded

Draw an animal as a ballerina, bonus points for extra or fewer legs

something deeply funny to be about the fact that both Lonino and Elnina find Roulxs super hot but are just completely turned off by his personality

deltarune chap 3 and four spoilers

really not major spoilers, but!

the wizard looking guy you encounter after completing the nowhere puzzle, is the same as the book enemies you encounter in chapter four. now, i have yet to complete chapter four so maybe it’s explained there, but how did he get to another dark world? one created before his AND not be turned to stone?

HELL YEAH I DID IT !!! IN AN JNCREDIBLE 16 ATTEMPTS !! thank you @kartooncitty for explaining the rules to me because i didn’t read them :’)

this is a desperate cry for help. if anyone who has passed the cooking game sees this. what the hell is the win condition. how do i do it. please help i’ve lost 11 times i’m not bad at video games i promise.

this is a desperate cry for help. if anyone who has passed the cooking game sees this. what the hell is the win condition. how do i do it. please help i’ve lost 11 times i’m not bad at video games i promise.