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Someone help me, it's 2 in the morning and I'm thinking about rereading Shadowhunter academy again.
@intrenalcrisisnerd @confused-as-all-hell @hiraethcam @averygayspider-blog @pjo-tsc-trc-otherthingstoo @herondalebitchh @fortheloveofthecarstairs @youngreckless
Please tag others so people see this!!
Tumblr ripoff sites using our blogs and info
I open tumblr after a while just to warn ya’ll about something i JUST found out minutes ago it might be common knowledge by now to everyone but I don’t lose anything staying safe and spreading this info
about 3 tumblr ripoff sites are taking the ENTIRETY of our blogs and posting them in their own sites, in real time. This includes text posts, art/images, videos and reblogs as well as offering statistics that as far as i know, should be private to the blog owner.
I myself stumbled upon tumgir where I found not only my main account, but my art account I hadn’t used in years (To note: The 3 sites are Tumgir , Tumblar and Tumbex)
You can look at my entire blog through this site, and anyone else’s
I tried doing research but most of what I can find is only other tumblr users who have stumbled upon this. here’s their own posts
https://blockoframen.tumblr.com/post/188736225103/it-was-recently-brought-to-my-attention-that-there From Nov 1st 2019
https://kodaso.tumblr.com/post/623025521415094272/our-work-is-once-again-being-re-posted-without-our From July 8th 2020
https://babycharmander.tumblr.com/post/616582450520408064/artists-of-tumblr-your-artwork-is-being-stolen From two months ago (Checked on the post themselves dates might be wrong) (also if youre the op of any of those posts and wish to be removed from this post do not be afraid to tell me)
From some of these posts we can gather that they have a lot of our info and also, it’s nearly impossible to contact them as the emails on apparently all 3 websites are fake. Only way to delete stuff from these websites is to literally delete our tumblr accounts. I am unsure on how to proceed with this situation myself and where else to look but I can at least spread this information. if you yourself got other important info to share please do!
content creators are at risk, people who use this site to vent/cope are at risk, YOU are at risk.
PLEASE reblog and let others know!!!
I need to see simon, jace and kit meet. My life is not complete until I get a scene with those three.
Okay but why is no one talking about the fact that Kit is basically what would happen if Jace and Simon had a baby.
Blonde and beautiful
With arrogance problem
But also nerdy af
Makes pop culture references no one else gets
Is annoyed by the stunning beauty of shadowhunters
Loathes exercising
Okay he’s maybe even a little more Simon than Jace
Hey that is so weird, my name is mairi and i look like that curly haired character on the left haha. It's almost eerie actually.
i’m only missing one party member!! almost done with my party’s line up!!!
lidara - mairi - azzurum - vincent
(click for higher quality)
Like at first he'd be scared but after a while he'd just be really chilled about it, and the kidnappers would get so annoyed.
Kidnapper: If your friends don't give me the i formation i need, I'll break that pretty little face of yours-
Simon: aw you think I'm pretty?
Kidnapper: you won't be talking like that when i break your fingers one by one, cut them off and feed them to you. If they dont come soon-
Simon: dude, i get it. You'll kill me. Unless i die of boredom first. Do you ever stop talking? I mean I've been told i never stop talking but jeez, you're getting a bit much.
Kidnapper: I -
Simon: do you ever wonder why you exist? I mean, I know I was conceived, but why am I actually here? How many random events occurred to create me? What if i were to just dissapear. Would people notice? Would they cry? Being kidnapped gives you afew perspectives on just how terrifyingly random life is. I wouldn't have ever been able to read lord of the Rings. Oh. You look confused. You've never read it? That's ok, I'll tell it to you, we have all the time in the world. So it starts with this...
Kidnapper: * unties him*
Simon: what are you-
Kidnapper: just.. Just go.
Kidnapper: we have your vampire friend.
Izzy: Simon?
Kidnapper: Yes. And if you want him back, we want all information on Valentine and the Mortal Cup.
Clary: Trust me, that won't be necessary.
Alec: Yeah, you took Simon. Good luck with that.
Kidnapper: Wha-?
Call hangs up
Kidnapper: ...
Simon: So, have you watched Star Wars?
REBLOG IF YOU THINK AN ACE PERSON IS COMPLETELY VALID AND CAN FIND A PERFECTLY HEALTHY AND HAPPY RELATIONSHIP WITHOUT S*X.
Trying to prove a point to hate anon(s?)
I don't think this happens in my country but stay safe! Rape is an epidemic where i come from, i never want anyone to feel unsafe or be put in danger. so please take these kind of things into consideration, if it doesn't help you it might help someone else.
Reblog if you see this
ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.
Hey, I'd like to try something. To whoever wants to: describe a character as if you were seeing them for the first time. It can be an existing character or an OC (doesn't have to be human). I'd love to draw someone elses idea and I'll be sure to draw as many as possible. I'm in the middle of exams and need a scapegoat so... Hit me with your best shot.
Ok but can i write this because it's a really good idea
I want more Dark!Simon Lewis fics. I want a dark, twisted morally grey, possibly insane murder happy Simon. Fics where he sees merit in Camilles ideals, where he's done with the crap the 'shadowhunter' put him through with out any recognition. Fics where he's a demon, or a serial killer. Make him be a solo act badass, or make him have a partner in crime, Saia, Sizzy, Jimon, Simon/ Jonathon, I DON'T CARE. All they others get these AU( Alec, Magnus, Clary ect.), Simon has more greater demon kills then the rest of the group combined, Lilith, Abbadon, the whole Azazel thing.He got an angel to listen to him. Asmodues has his immortal life force!! I want fic where they change up his curse and Asmoudes uses him to raise Lucifer or something. Lilith and Camille both sought him out directly in there attempt at power, I'm tired of him being portrayed as a tag along, he literally carried the team through out the dark war! He watched someone he though of as his brother die, and everyone just kinda brushes over it like it didn't matter!! I want that backlash, this is the guy who THREATENED an actual angel! He doesn't just tag along and get kidnapped. The entire shadow world just kinda treats him like the weak link, when he's not! Remember, he went through the entire mortal instrument without an once of formal training, and still killed THE MOTHER OF DEMONS, beat Jace in CoLS, figured out how to survive Edom, killed abbadon on Day 1. Even Alec says he goes undervalued. I want more BAMF Simon fics. Simon Lewis people, appreciate him.
Thanks for the tag @kirthanathebookworm
1. Three ships: ash and eiji (banana fish), simon amd isabelle(tmi) and... Kit and ty(tda, twp)
2. Last song: it's only sex by carseat headrest, currently listening to jealously by the killers
3. Last movie: it
4. Currently watching: the mandelorian, attack on titan, my hero academia, bqnana fish, shadow and bone and possibly something else I've forgotten about
5. Currently reading: the lost book of the white was my most recent, not reading anything at the moment lol
6. Currently craving: salted pretzels
thanks for the tag @ambidextrousarcher 💕💕
three ships: ari/dante, patrochilles, percabeth (jokes on u if u thought it'd be anything else rn 😭)
last song: icarus interlude, zayn
last movie: mrs. doubtfire, i think
currently watching: i'm gonna start watching 911 lone star (i still haven't finished the untamed heLP)
currently reading: i just finished ari & dante so. nothing :// (probably gonna start vicious next)
currently craving: pizza
tagging @holyshit @baawree @aflowersblossom @whalehary @zouis-exes-to-loverss @zouisbreakup @ncstas @stateofgraceacoustic @maltruenorth @xiao-jaan (no pressure ofc!!)
Exactly! Creativity channels itself in so many different ways. If a character really speaks to you, if a story brings you excitement, then why shouldn't it be considered art when you express yourself through them? Why is this specific thing looked down apon, but when someone uses a model for their art it's not looked on the same way? It's likely because these characters and stories are already a creative channel of someone else. But no ideas have ever been born from nothing. Everything that exists is an adaptation of something existing. Did you know that every story follows the one of 36 plots? No story has ever been written outside of these plots. So why is every fiction writer held to such a high standard, when they're simply rewriting something that has been written thousands of times before? Fiction writing is no different from fanfiction writing. Fanfiction art is no different from art. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Do you ever think you'll stop drawing fanart? No offense it just seems like the kind of thing you're supposed to grow out of. I'm just curious what your plans/goals are since it isn't exactly an art form that people take seriously.
Ah, fanart. Also known as the art that girls make.
Sad, immature girls no one takes seriously. Girls who are taught that it’s shameful to be excited or passionate about anything, that it’s pathetic to gush about what attracts them, that it’s wrong to be a geek, that they should feel embarrassed about having a crush, that they’re not allowed to gaze or stare or wish or desire. Girls who need to grow out of it.
That’s the art you mean, right?
Because in my experience, when grown men make it, nobody calls it fanart. They just call it art. And everyone takes it very seriously.
I just have to ask. Are the divergent books worth reading? Theres so much hype about it so i got the first book and tris is so annoying. She's so typical: "I'm so small and everyone underestimates me" "I love you but I'm not supposed to" "my friends are all jealous of me".. Gurl if you dont stfu i swear. I've read the first one, does it get better? And its written in first person. Do i have to deal with her annoying commentary for the whole series or is there some other perspective? Its not just that steriotype. I liked clary in tmi because she had those steriotypes but they didn't make up her entire character. I liked izzy in -"the exsct opposite of okay" because of the same reasons. But with tris, that's pretty much the only character she has. I keep expecting her to do something even slightly unpredictable and she never does... Just wanted to ask the community if the other books are better than the first one.
I cant express how much i love this
Hello, for the prompt thing, could you do “It’s three in the morning” for Sizzy? Thank you
Prompt #3 - “It’s three in the morning” + Sizzy
“Simon!”
Simon hugged his pillow tighter.
“Simon!”
The pillow was sinfully warm. He buried his face in it and sighed contentedly.
“SIMON LEWIS LOVELACE!”
Most shadowhunters would have been startled if someone had woken them up in the middle of the night by yelling their name.
Not Simon.
For starters, he had seen too much to be fazed by a late night scare.
And the voice that yelled it him was the voice he his heart fell asleep to every night.
So, there was no need to be afraid.
“What is it?” Simon asked, rubbing his eyes.
“I need to ask you something.”
He couldn’t see her. Just her voice.
Simon picked up his phone.
“Jesus!” Simon swore and realized how much he missed saying it once. “It’s three in the morning!”
“I need to ask you something important,” Isabelle amended.
Simon used all his shadowhunter strength to turn around and face Izzy. “About what?”
“Why didn’t Leia become a Jedi?”
Simon blinked. “What?”
“Luke is a Jedi. The best Jedi. But Leia isn’t. We know that she is force sensitive though. She can telepathically communicate with him, right? And she is also his twin. So, why didn’t she become a Jedi?”
Simon blinked again.
He was very confused - but also very turned on.
“Izzy,” he said. “It’s three in the morning.”
“Do you think you can call Eric and ask?” She picked up his phone and gave it to him.
He put the phone away and turned on the bedside lamp. Isabelle was already sitting up in bed. Simon couldn't wrap his head around how any human could look so beautiful and majestic at three in the morning. But it was his Isabelle. she always exceeded expectations.
“Leia didn’t become a Jedi because she didn’t want to,” Simon replied. “I mean, that’s what I think. We don’t really know.”
“But why didn’t she?” Isabelle frowned, her dark eyebrows knitting together in confusion. “She would have been great! Even better than Luke!!”
Simon sat up and faced her in bed.
“Isabelle, you know how much I love it when you go all nerdy on me,” Simon smiled and tucked a loose piece of wild hair strand behind her ear. “But you want to tell me what this is really about?”
“It’s about princess Leia and the sexist Jedi agenda, goddamnit!” Isabelle punched his pillow.
“Sure,” Simon said because he knew her better than she let on. “But do you want to tell me what led to this fascinating train of thought?”
Izzy was quiet. It usually meant that she was deciding whether to tell the truth or not. Simon hoped it was the former.
“I might be having a tiny identity crisis,” Isabelle sighed.
“It’s three in the morning.”
“I’m sorry, I wasn’t aware there was a scheduled time to have an identity crisis!” Isabelle rolled her eyes.
“It’s okay,” Simon kissed her temple. “But for future reference, it’s dawn. The aesthetic kinda vibes with the whole mood.”
“I didn’t understand a word you said,” her rolled her eyes again.
Simon wondered if god had given the Lightwoods an extra pair of eyes to switch between all the eye-rolling. Surely, they must be tired.
“Izzy,” he whispered. “Isabelle.”
She was quiet.
“ISABELLE SOPHIA LIGHTWOOD!”
She was still quiet.
Something was wrong.
Simon had questions. He was worried. But he decided to stay quiet too. Isabelle always spoke up when she was given space. So, he decided to do just that.
“What about later?” She asked after a while had passed.
“Later?”
“When we are married?” She said quietly.
Simon thanked the dim lighting because he couldn’t help but blush. But the hawk with the raven eyes must have noticed since he saw the smallest of smiles on her lips.
“Who would I be then?” She asked. “Isabelle Lovelace? Lovelace-Lightwood?”
“You can be whoever you want,” Simon smiled.
“I want to hyphenate,” she spoke quietly. “I want you next to me in anyway I can, Simon.”
He couldn’t help but pull her close and kiss her then. The aesthetic and the mood demanded that kind of vibe.
“But..” She said when she pulled back. “There won’t be any Lightwoods after that.”
Simon must have seemed lost because she looked at him and sighed tiredly.
“Alec’s children are Lightwood-Banes and ours would be Lovelace-Lightwoods or whatever. But there won’t be any Lightwoods anymore.”
“Oh,” Simon said.
“There would have been if…Max,” She stopped.
He put his arms around her.
“From what you told me, he was a smart kid,” he told her. “So, surely he would have changed his name into something flashier. Like Thunderstorm or Nightraven.”
Isabelle chuckled reluctantly.
“There is always going to be a Lightwood somewhere,” he said softly. “You are a stubborn bunch.”
“Always?” She asked.
“Well, technically Magnus is a Lightwood too,” he explained. “So, yes. Always.”
She suddenly looked sad then. But as Simon knew, about something else, entirely.
“Hey,” he shook her slightly in his arms. “If you want, our children could take your last name. Just yours.”
Isabelle looked genuinely surprised at that.
“When I was at the academy, I did research into all your families. Mostly because I was bored but partly because of there were some dope gangsters back then. But there was this one woman. An ancestor of Clary. Charlotte. Charlotte Fairchild.”
“The first female counsel,” Izzy smiled.
“Total badass,” Simon nodded. “Did you know she decided to let her children carry her name instead of her husband’s? She got the clave to accept that. Talk about power moves.”
“She is incredible,” Isabelle agreed. “Do you know Alec is lowkey obsessed with her?”
“Your brother continues to have good taste in power babes,” Simon chuckled. “But my point is…If you want to do that…If you want our kids to have your name, we can do that.”
“You would do that for me?” Isabelle asked, her eyes wide.
“Izzy,” he said. “There is literally nothing I wouldn’t do for you.”
“Hmmm,” she and rested her head on his arm. “Thank you, Simon.”
She sounded okay.
“Are you feeling better now?” He asked. “Identity crisis averted?”
“I don’t know,” she shrugged. “Maybe I should think about it at dawn.”
He smiled and kissed her again.
“You know what you should do? You should talk to Jace.”
“Jace?”
“He has a certificate course in identity crisis,” Simon pointed out. “And a diploma in last name dilemma.”
Isabelle laughed then. And he was glad. Even if it was at Jace’s expense.
“I’ll do that,” she said and rolled back to her side of the bed. “Thank you, my love.”
“Now let’s get back to sle…Oh no!”
“What is it?” Izzy asked urgently.
“My warm pillow,” Simon held it up. “It’s cold now.”
Isabelle laughed again and stretched her hand.
“Get in here,” she said and Simon suddenly found himself wrapped in warmth so pure that he felt asleep right away.
Simon lovelace headcannons because I'm a lovelace stan and very bored.
Just.. Simon and Alec and comic books. Thats all I'm gonna say.
Simon and izzy tease eachother 24/7. Teasing is izzy's love language and it became a thing they do.
Simon playing make believe with max and rafe (and showing them the wonderful world of pirates, wizards and knights)
A bit random but i think he'd very unironically listen to bohemian wapsody and just any wap remix.
Simon is a viner. Case closed.
Simon has a feminine side that just kicks in at certain times and its just the cutest. Izzy doing his makeup, painting his nails and simon braiding her hair.
Simons a surprisingly good cook
I always thought that he'd have problems discussing his emotions, or just bottle it up entirely until he breaks. Thats kinda the way he was portrayed in the books, not wanting to make himself a problem for others so it seemed to me that he was kinda depressed and not willing to show it (in my opinion).
Simon being really good at cards (again, random, but it seems to fit).
He's a lot better looking than he thinks he is
Anyways. I'm new here so idk if this is a standard post but here you go.
Hey, if you're a part of the tsc fandom then reblog with your comfort character(s)
Mines simon lovelace
Ok I've seen kit and jace but why is nobody talking about kit and simon????? Here are my random headcannons ig
Kit would be over at simons place whenever he was in the area or just needed space from everyone else
Kit would side with simon against jace whenever sarcastic bickering came into play
Kit, simon and maia just being absolute nerds
Kit and simon quoting vine on a daily basis
Kit cooking with simon and isabelle (more like kit and simon teaching izzy to cook)
Simon introducing kit to emo bands
Kit playing dnd
I think since the new york kids grew up around only their parents and tutor (all being from idris), their accents would be sort of british but with an Americanized dialect (if that makes any sense). And since the la kids grew up more around mundanes, watching movies and stuff and not around anyone really from idris l, their accents would be american.
hi Dani! what accent do you think TMI gang and TDA gang might have ? like i know in the movies they had British accent and we also know it makes sense for Idris living people to have British or European accent considering it is around France , Germany and( Britain?) , but they had American accent in show. and does Los Angeles people have a different accent , i never noticed to be honest , but what accent do you think faeries speak in?
I think all Shadowhunters who grew up in idris have a slightly British or even European accent. As we know their vocabulary is also a little different - I have a feeling they speak in a very formal way. Like instead of going “excuse me?” they just go “I beg your pardon” 🤭🤭. I mostly noticed this when I read the scenes of The Circle members or even just any interaction with a older shadowhunter.
The younger ones (tmi and tda gangs) definitely have accents that are more rooted in their hometown. I think this is mostly because they never really grew up in idris and grew up in New York and LA respectfully. I don’t exactly know how to differentiate between the two accents myself but I do know they are slightly different. But I think they might sound a lil similar - once again because of their vocabulary. But yeah I’m pretty sure there is a difference between how day Alec and Julian would sound like in terms of their accents.
As for faeries, I always imagined them having a very musical accent - as if they are not talking but reciting poetry. They also have a distinctive vocabulary (and times grammar) so I think their accent is kinda cool :)
Sizzy
i want to experiment. reblog this with your fav tsc ship. i want to see which one is truly the most popular.