I Wanted To Revisit Sock Princess

Two things I need Today's Youth to know:

1. Anything the government says is propaganda

2. 99% of vegetables taste better roasted

“Most Awful Sleeping Face in Japan” (photos by @mino_ris/via neebus)

I'll give this much to Americans: we really are impossible to satirize.

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

this is the baiken of fat titties reblog to get fat titties

me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it

me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it

compilation

what does it mean if people keep tagging my personal posts harry dubois