egoggy666
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Happy ides of march everyone 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
Julius Caesar: When I said I wanted to be repeatedly penetrated by at least two dozen men wearing nothing but togas this WASN'T what I meant
ET TU, BOOTAY? ⁉️🍑⁉️ The PRIDES 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧🇨🇦 of March 🗓🗓️ has CUM 👉👌🍆💦💦💦 DADDY 💋😍😏 Brutus is our new DICKtator 🍆💦🥔💦 thanks to all our SENATE SLUTS 🔪🩸🔪🩸🔪🩸who BUSTED their nuts ‼️‼️🥜🥜💥💥 on juliASS' 🍑🙏😩 back 2️⃣3️⃣ times ⏰⏰ let's make a SEXY salad 💦🥗💥 in HONOR 🙏🙌🙏 of this BOOTYful day 🍑🍑💦😩💦🍑 send this to 6️⃣0️⃣ of your BEST 😖😏😍 SENATE SLUTS 🏛️🏛️🏛️👉👌💦 get 5️⃣ back and you're a CERTIFIED CUMMY CUTIE 💦😏💦😏😍 get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you're DADDY 😩😚😘❤️ Brutus' little right hand ✋😉💕😫😫😫✋💦 conspirator 😖😱😖😱💋💞💖 Get 2️⃣3️⃣ back and you're a certified BACK 🍑😖👋😩🍑🍑🍑 STABBER 🔪🔪🔪🔪🩸🩸🩸🩸
Happy plagueiversary
jesus was really just like "are you fucking stupid"
morning: we need to commit to cooking at home. no more fast food, no more ordering in
evening: ................ what if we were bad
in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character
i can't keep living like this!!! [does not change a single aspect of my life]
if i see a group of men laughing i just know its not funny
true but i dont agree
sharpay was right: this is not what i want. this is not what i planned. and i just gotta say. i Do Not understand
this is how july is going to feel
remember your life doesn't end at 20. dante alighieri got exiled from florence at 36! you still have time <3
Merry Christmas yall
girl what's wrong? are you experiencing the sylvia plath fig tree in your head again?
You are unhappy because you’re thinking about productivity and emails when you could be thinking about the beautiful dappled fur of deer
by chilin20278