Monkey,Hello there…ahem I’m rarely on here but I will change that….im planning on doing a little (maybe) comic…idk wat to call it tho, OK BUE!!!

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3 months ago
Ok Boomer.
Ok Boomer.

Ok boomer.

5 months ago

Norman: I always see you hanging around that Parker boy. Why not hang around with some girls for a change?

Harry: Uh...

Norman: I can't have my only son being gay. Now if you'll excuse me I have a date with Adrian this evening.


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5 months ago

HAPPY NEW YEAR 🥳

HAPPY NEW YEAR 🥳
HAPPY NEW YEAR 🥳
5 months ago

Rainbow. Dash. Incident. 

Ok @deadbeetleblog

ok @deadbeetleblog


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7 months ago

Oh boy

*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*

Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?

Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.

Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?

Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-

Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?

Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.

Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?

Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-

Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…

Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.

Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!

Spider-Man:….

Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.

Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?

Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!

Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?

Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-

Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!


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7 months ago

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ok my FOURTH time tryna post this but this is for @howlingchampion who got me into ultimate spider man


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7 months ago

-First day of school-

Harry: Hi, I'm Harry Osborn and you're Peter Parker, right?

Peter: Yeah, hi-

Norman: -running- Harry! You forgot the biscuits your mother prepared so you can give that boy you like, Parker something.

Peter: ...

Harry: ... father.

Norman: Oh...well, have a good day at school son.


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7 months ago

MSM but the audio is Sonic Fandubs

Original Audio: Sonic Adventure 2 (Hero Story) Fandub from SnapCube in YouTube I’m dying with how accurate the editing is with the audio-

7 months ago
Anyone Notice This??

Anyone notice this??


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7 months ago
Otto (o^^o)

Otto (o^^o)


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7 months ago

I got a dream about penguins attacking New York


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8 months ago

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The Adventures Of Drunk! Killian And His Two Greatest Fears:
The Adventures Of Drunk! Killian And His Two Greatest Fears:

The adventures of Drunk! Killian and his two greatest fears:

Roombas with knives taped to them

Revolving doors

(From late night Discord nonsense)


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8 months ago

@multifandombullshitbabes:

Damn, no need to be so rude. Keep talking like that and I'll snitch to Walter and he'll be disappointed as fuck in you. Do you want that, mister Killian? Hm???

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"Walter was probably disappointed the second and third time I attempted to kill him, and as I have yet to become a nice person, I'm sure he remains disappointed. He seems to be doing fine." He leaned back and took a sip from a strong, black coffee. "So snitch to him if you want."

9 months ago

👍🏼👍🏼 I like

dylansmith105 - Dylan

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9 months ago

The Normi Horni Saga

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9 months ago
More Cuz U Guys Love It Sm
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10 months ago
Let's Just Say Their Mission Was Accomplished Thanks To Killian.

Let's just say their mission was accomplished thanks to Killian.

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