Latest Posts by dylandrama - Page 3

someone: bear in mind…..

me:

my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?

me: ya

me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ

slowly approaching bear

hey your post fucking bit me

How do you want me to sleep when I just found out Ryan's early designs has tattoos

i had you going there for a second, didn’t i? no. maybe. shut up.

this came to me in a dream

Ain't nothin' gonna break their stride 💥🌟

The genius comedic duo of Ryan "I have absolutely zero ability to identify sarcasm and satire" Erzahler and Dylan "nothing genuine has left my mouth since the minute I stepped onto these camp grounds" Lenivy

Hello! 😄👋🏻 how’s it going out there? this is- uhh- uh 🫥 we need help 😀 this is- uhh 🫥 we are counsellors at hackett’s 🤔 quarry 🤔 summer camp 😄👍🏻 and there’s been a horrible accident 😰 - attack - some stuffs. bad. here. 😬 we need your help 😀🤲🏻 there is a swarm 🐝 of bears 🐻😐 and they are evvverrryywhere 🫠 there’s these hunters too 😳 they seem to be shooting at the bears 🧐 but also at us? 🤨 um which is not good 🫡❌ and a few of our friends are hurt 😔 and um we’re in desperate need of help 😀 so please- imeantheres VICIOUS 👹 BEARS 🐻❗️and uhhh 🫥 weeee don’t know what to do 🙃 so please? 😇😭 come help us 🙏🏻 SOS 🆘 this is an emergency 🚨 S- Savee ourr ship? 🤔🚢 comee onn down 🤪🤩 pleasehelpus 😀👍🏻

dylan lenivy, the quarry (2022)

Dylan: That feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why.

*werewolf burst into the room*

Dylan: That's right! I was getting chased

Well actually, I’m ‘let’s get the fuck out of here Ryan’.

nick being aussie gave me such whiplash cause it’d be constant american accents and suddenly he’s all like, “naurrr mate oi’ve gotten meself chomped by this big bloody bugger nahhh fuck me mate”

nick going on and on about how he wishes he were like jacob because "he's all hot and attractive and funny and charismatic and great and perfect" and everyone is just looking at him like????? ok fruit?

CHAPTER 2 - Truth or Dare

“Okay boys, I’m gonna have to stop you right there. As much as I’m enjoying your charming machismo, the moment we step foot on the shooting range, we’re playing by my rules, okay? And what I say, goes. Got it?”

they’re best friends obviously!!

going through the horrors (sunday evening)

a man shooting a nerf gun at his light switch from the bed, missing every shot, and going to sleep with the lights on