Sorry for adding on so much this au just gets my non-existent brain going! Poor child has to experience the horrors that his older alternate self went through. Imagine him figuring out what happened between him and Stanley. I can't imagine how a bigified!Ford would react to getting all of his adult memories. Every time bigified! Ford sees Bill or anything related to him he attacks or destroys it in a fit of anger like Cannon Ford would. His paranoia and anger get worse over time and it worries his Grunkle and grauntie. It's just sad but I love angst sjejdjsjs-
Do you know the au relativity falls? After reading your little dilemma au, I had an idea of the same thing happening, but with relativity falls ford in reverse. He just gets aged up. Idk I just find it funny, lol.
..yeah. i think it's about time i finished this half-answered ask
(this part i've had written for a month vvv im so sorry i just decided to clear out my drafts and saw this i swear i was excited to answer it i just didnt fsr)
OH MY GOD THIS. WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE SUCH GOO D IDEAS IM NOT COMPLAINING JUST THSTS SO FUN
im wondering how that'd work, like if his older version would be (or look like anyway) the ford we know or if it'd be different since he hasn't had all of those experiences
for simplicity i'll just say it'd be canon ford for now
if we're going with young adult or teenage ford i think lil ford would be ecstatic, like "STANLEY LOOK IM TALLER THAN YOU I CAN SAY BAD WORDS"
if you're thinking sixty-something ford he'd be waking up with back pain and all these weird tattoos but he'd probably still be pretty excited because like. ford's old but he's a COOL old person
either way stan would be INCREDIBLY jealous (hOW COME YOU GET TO BE TALL!? ..well, i mean, you're still kinda short all things considered but WHAT THE HEcK), but he'd probably bully him for being old so it wouldnt last long before they find a cure. also grunkle mason gets annoyed when he goes on a "you're not my boss" trip which really expedites their search for something to re-baby him
bigified!ford would constantly be running around just like MARVELING at all the new shit that comes with being older, within the first day he's filled an entire notebook with shit like "-can reach the top of the fridge" and "-back hurts"
he'd obviously pick stan up against his will stan's like fuckin jebediah from night at the museum "DONT YOU MANHANDLE ME"
(and this is what im adding just now vvv)
im confident it'd be like the fountain of youth so he actually does get a little dilemma'd just not because he's cocky and an idiot. though im wondering how he'd get bigified in the first place
maybe like. OOH he's like. acting all annoying about being the older twin and maybe some evil witch overhears and is like "fuck this child needs to be knocked down a peg. i know just the thing. fiddle dee dee fiddle dee fuck you're about to learn that being old sucks" or some shit
and ford does not learn any lesson other than "okay im gonna make sure my back is VERY healthy when i grow up" husfhkhg
stan learns that he needs to make sure ford stays short forever so he can bully him and also so ford cant pick him up like a cat
Stargleam: *once she's inside she looks around*
Wow this is a lot of merchandise..oo is that a glowing ufo Keychain?!
*she flies over to look at them*
That's pretty cool how many bits?
*she asks*
*a young bat pony flies towards him* oh my gosh!! Are you a human? I've only seen humans in myths! Do you guys really have hands? I gotta write this down!!
*she says asking too many questions excitingly*
There isn't much that surprises Ford, but the sudden appearance of a talking pony certainly made the older man raise his eyebrows. He had seen creatures like this before, but it wasn't in reality, rather one of Mabel's favorite cartoons.
"Oh! Well, yes! I do in fact have hands!" He can't help but chuckle, and raises his hands to illustrate the point.
Uh here's some doodles of the rockruff! stan twins I did of my GF pokemon au!.. I promise I'll start working on the rest of forduary..I was just busy last week unfortunately oof..
I had an old crazy ass au where stan and ford are the reincarnations of celestia and luna from mlp. I was kinda embarrassed but eh it doesn't matter I can make crazy Crack ass aus if I want to. Your probably wondering "How in the hell would this work for both timelines of the shows?". Well it's kinda like double coin theory with stan and Bill but it's just with celestia and luna instead. Basically during the battle of the two sisters instead of the elements banishing luna it kinda kills her and imprisons her body on the moon. Celestia on the other hand is mortality wounded from useing the elements since she did wield half of them so she dies due to bleeding out. This is where both of their souls are taken and transported into a different universe where they are reincarnated as both stanley and stanford to be given a second chance. If you are wondering who got reincarnated into who it's celestia that reincarnated into stanford and luna that got reincarnated into stanley. Stan and ford don't remember anything from their past life at all back in equestria and they Basically grow up a clean state. They do however still have celestias and lunas powers since they are still considered the guardians of the sun and moon. They try to hide their powers as best as they can from everyone.
Stargleam:maybe I've seen you! You are a unicorn with two horns! But your also old hehe!
*bat pony flies in*
wow who are you? you look like a younger version of ford pines! Man its still wired seeing humans in person! turns out Tumblr can have access to other realities to!
*She says*
Oh? A pony? I've seen unicorns, but they look completely different in our world...And parallel universes, of course! In your world, my version is, uh...building a portal with potions?
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Stargleam:*she heard him* Hah you sound like my dad!
*she says giggling*
An ill sleep when I want to! I'm young I have a lot of energy!
*she says stubbornly*
Anyways yeah, the moonstone glows like this all day until it runs out of energy, and then I have to recharge it!
*a young bat pony flies towards him* oh my gosh!! Are you a human? I've only seen humans in myths! Do you guys really have hands? I gotta write this down!!
*she says asking too many questions excitingly*
There isn't much that surprises Ford, but the sudden appearance of a talking pony certainly made the older man raise his eyebrows. He had seen creatures like this before, but it wasn't in reality, rather one of Mabel's favorite cartoons.
"Oh! Well, yes! I do in fact have hands!" He can't help but chuckle, and raises his hands to illustrate the point.
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For some reason, I had a sudden urge to draw a screenshot of dipper and Ford from the show, and this is the result. Also, sorry if the background looks a bit messy. I'm not that good at drawing backgrounds as of yet-
A drawing I did of my pokemon au but this time their actual pokemon.
Stargleam: no problem! I promise I'm real! I'm not imaginary!
*she touches her hand he can feel her hoof*
See? Real as can be!
*she says letting go*
Stargleam: *she puts her hoof up* ah don't shoot! I came to give you some bat shaped cookies! you seem hungry! they are brookie cookies
*the bat pony says looking up at Ford*
A pony bat?.. If you insist...Heh, it looks like I've lost my mind.