Uri:fiddleford? He's With You Guys Too? Interesting..

All They deserve the world! ^^

Reblog if you think trans women:

A. Are women

B. Can be lesbians

Stargleam: ugh don't get me started on them they don't know the first thing about being pure!

*she says flying alongside Ford as they walk back to the mystery shack*

*a young bat pony flies towards him* oh my gosh!! Are you a human? I've only seen humans in myths! Do you guys really have hands? I gotta write this down!!

*she says asking too many questions excitingly*

There isn't much that surprises Ford, but the sudden appearance of a talking pony certainly made the older man raise his eyebrows. He had seen creatures like this before, but it wasn't in reality, rather one of Mabel's favorite cartoons.

"Oh! Well, yes! I do in fact have hands!" He can't help but chuckle, and raises his hands to illustrate the point.

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Was the one who did this ask! But I had an angst idea to add to it. What if another side effect of being bigified is future memories starting to slowly come? The memories are good at first but become worse. Like it doesn't come fast but in bits and pieces. For Canon Kid! Ford it would make sense but it would be interesting for Relativity Ford to see memories of a person he can become from another universe. Maybe like how Minified! Ford as a kid urges bigified! Ford starts to have strange urges like protecting Grunkle Mason or gruantie may and he can't explain why.

Do you know the au relativity falls? After reading your little dilemma au, I had an idea of the same thing happening, but with relativity falls ford in reverse. He just gets aged up. Idk I just find it funny, lol.

..yeah. i think it's about time i finished this half-answered ask

(this part i've had written for a month vvv im so sorry i just decided to clear out my drafts and saw this i swear i was excited to answer it i just didnt fsr)

OH MY GOD THIS. WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE SUCH GOO D IDEAS IM NOT COMPLAINING JUST THSTS SO FUN

im wondering how that'd work, like if his older version would be (or look like anyway) the ford we know or if it'd be different since he hasn't had all of those experiences

for simplicity i'll just say it'd be canon ford for now

if we're going with young adult or teenage ford i think lil ford would be ecstatic, like "STANLEY LOOK IM TALLER THAN YOU I CAN SAY BAD WORDS"

if you're thinking sixty-something ford he'd be waking up with back pain and all these weird tattoos but he'd probably still be pretty excited because like. ford's old but he's a COOL old person

either way stan would be INCREDIBLY jealous (hOW COME YOU GET TO BE TALL!? ..well, i mean, you're still kinda short all things considered but WHAT THE HEcK), but he'd probably bully him for being old so it wouldnt last long before they find a cure. also grunkle mason gets annoyed when he goes on a "you're not my boss" trip which really expedites their search for something to re-baby him

bigified!ford would constantly be running around just like MARVELING at all the new shit that comes with being older, within the first day he's filled an entire notebook with shit like "-can reach the top of the fridge" and "-back hurts"

he'd obviously pick stan up against his will stan's like fuckin jebediah from night at the museum "DONT YOU MANHANDLE ME"

(and this is what im adding just now vvv)

im confident it'd be like the fountain of youth so he actually does get a little dilemma'd just not because he's cocky and an idiot. though im wondering how he'd get bigified in the first place

maybe like. OOH he's like. acting all annoying about being the older twin and maybe some evil witch overhears and is like "fuck this child needs to be knocked down a peg. i know just the thing. fiddle dee dee fiddle dee fuck you're about to learn that being old sucks" or some shit

and ford does not learn any lesson other than "okay im gonna make sure my back is VERY healthy when i grow up" husfhkhg

stan learns that he needs to make sure ford stays short forever so he can bully him and also so ford cant pick him up like a cat

Stupid rant about how ppl talk about Stanford and stuff- kinda like- how the Return To the Bunker wrote him and how that's how alot of ppl see him.

The amount of folks that think "Ford should've just trusted Stanley and Mabel! And everyone else!" Is like- sad.

Fords a victim of abuse and manipulation, and considering how him and Stan grew up, I wouldn't be surprised if Filbrick Pines contributed to both the twins childhood being shitty.

Ford, growing up, was always bullied and teased because of his six fingers, Stan (by accident) ruined Fords chance at becoming 'something' and not just a freak who had six fingers.

and IMO I think Ford had every right to be pissed when Stan said, "But hey! Treasure hunting??" Just completely dismissing Fords feelings.

Yes this was all caused by miscommunication which does happen, and it sucks that they had such a big fallout, Ford shouldn't have ignored his brother, but he was angry.

Now in the future wise, Ford most likely trusted Dipper more because he reminded him of himself when he was young.

But anyways, Ford was manipulated for fucking years by Bill, he trusted Bill and thought of him as a friend (untill ofc he realized what Bill's true intentions were) Bill than used Fords body WITHOUT his permission to do shit/mess with him, Ford was scared to fucking sleep. SLEEP.

Heck, Bill changed some words that Ford would use to something else.

Stan didn't mean to shove him into the portal but he did, Ford was mad that the portal was reopened bc of the threat of bill hanging around (Also in Journal three its said that he was about to kill Bill, which is why he was also pissed.)

Uhhhh, I kinda lost my train of thought, but Fords is not a bad guy. Has he made a lot of mistakes? Yes, but people change, heck one fucking line he says in weridmaggdion is-

"I'm sorry, Stanley, I know, just help me fix it, please!"

Like he knew he fucked up, and bro was also tortured.

Monster falls self insert! She's a reindeer cervituar! I love reindeer so why not! ^^

Firefloofy: *she gives stan the 200 mystery skulls* thank you sir!

*she says her visor haveing a happy emote*

Firefloofy:*comes out of a damaged portal the place she comes from before the portal closes behind her looks post apocalyptic almost..she's also a protogen..*

Jesus fuck man..wait is this grass?! Oh my god I actually did it!! No more eating bugs!! I'm finally free!!

*she doesn't notice everyone just starting at her..well she's not even human..*

(Firefloofy is my main fursona if you don't feel comfortable rp than I completely understand ^^)

…Mabel?

We’ve seen weirder at this point.

HEY WELCOME TO THE MYSTERY SHACK! BUY SOMETHING!

Firefloofy:*she shows herself to ford..sorry if my appearance seems wired..* your Ford yes? Stan told me a bit about you-

*she says her visor makeing a little happy emote..*

Firefloofy:*comes out of a damaged portal the place she comes from before the portal closes behind her looks post apocalyptic almost..she's also a protogen..*

Jesus fuck man..wait is this grass?! Oh my god I actually did it!! No more eating bugs!! I'm finally free!!

*she doesn't notice everyone just starting at her..well she's not even human..*

(Firefloofy is my main fursona if you don't feel comfortable rp than I completely understand ^^)

…Mabel?

We’ve seen weirder at this point.

HEY WELCOME TO THE MYSTERY SHACK! BUY SOMETHING!

Firefloofy:alright thank you!

*she starts to head down to the lab where fords at*

Hello?

*she nervously asks*

Firefloofy:*comes out of a damaged portal the place she comes from before the portal closes behind her looks post apocalyptic almost..she's also a protogen..*

Jesus fuck man..wait is this grass?! Oh my god I actually did it!! No more eating bugs!! I'm finally free!!

*she doesn't notice everyone just starting at her..well she's not even human..*

(Firefloofy is my main fursona if you don't feel comfortable rp than I completely understand ^^)

…Mabel?

We’ve seen weirder at this point.

HEY WELCOME TO THE MYSTERY SHACK! BUY SOMETHING!

Stargleam:yup here!

*she hands the bag to the paranoid man*

Are you doing okay? You don't look to good..

*she asks kinda worried*

How long are humans supposed to sleep for?

Stargleam: *she puts her hoof up* ah don't shoot! I came to give you some bat shaped cookies! you seem hungry! they are brookie cookies

*the bat pony says looking up at Ford*

A pony bat?.. If you insist...Heh, it looks like I've lost my mind.