I Had A Wired Dream Where Princess Celestia And Stanford Pines Were Talking To Each Other. They Were

are you okay w people making aus inspired by yours?

Yes I am as long as they credit me ^^

Stargleam: *once she's inside she looks around*

Wow this is a lot of merchandise..oo is that a glowing ufo Keychain?!

*she flies over to look at them*

That's pretty cool how many bits?

*she asks*

*a young bat pony flies towards him* oh my gosh!! Are you a human? I've only seen humans in myths! Do you guys really have hands? I gotta write this down!!

*she says asking too many questions excitingly*

There isn't much that surprises Ford, but the sudden appearance of a talking pony certainly made the older man raise his eyebrows. He had seen creatures like this before, but it wasn't in reality, rather one of Mabel's favorite cartoons.

"Oh! Well, yes! I do in fact have hands!" He can't help but chuckle, and raises his hands to illustrate the point.

*she brings back a moonstone, and she puts it in fords hand*

Stargleam: Here! Have an energized moonstone! It's very helpful when you need to stay awake! I'm actually using one to stay awake rn! Because I'm supposed to be asleep during the day, but I wanna play!

*she says flying around again.. She seems to have a lot of energy*

*a very young batpony filly flies up to Ford*

Stargleam: wow! Are you a human! That's so cool! Mama used say to not go near humans, but I don't understand what's so dangerous about you guys! Do you have hands?

*she says, looking up at him excitingly*

What type of creature are you? I don’t think I’ve come across your species before… You have quite an interesting appearance.

I am a human. It’s nice to meet you as well. Hmmm have humans possibly hunted down your species before? Maybe that’s why your mother is apprehensive of humans.

That would also explain why I have never encountered you before. Do we have hands? We do. I am a special case however.

Ford extends his hand out and slightly wiggles his fingers around.

I have an extra finger on both of my hands. Most humans only have a total of ten fingers.

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Rewatching gravity falls

How THE FUCK was Stan painted as the bad guy

FORD WAS AN ENTITLED LITTLE BABY

Yes what Stan did was rash

But maybe that wouldn't have happened

IF STAN'S PARENTS DIDN'T RAISE A LITTLE NARCISSIST

So Ford gets him KICKED OUT

I will forever be on Stan's side

And it makes me mad that Dipper just automatically assumed Stan was a dangerous criminal trying to kill everyone

Uri:How do I explain this? First, I can talk because im from a universe where pokemon replace humans. Oh, second. Your original counterparts were born in the 60s! Come with the emotional baggage and all. It's nice to see you guys have a chance at a happy life! Let's say they had it rough..no this is not a joke.

*she says, thinking of all the Fords and Stans she has met throughout her travels.*

*a flareon pops out of nowhere*

Uri: Wow, a universe where stan and Ford aren't baby boomers? Dang, you are one of the lucky ones! Believe me, I met many Stan and Fords! Anyways, how's life going for yall?

*Stan and Ford stood frozen, staring at the bright colorful creature in front of them. Its voice— clear, articulate, and entirely unexpected— hung in the air like an impossible riddle. Each twin reacted in their own way, though both were clearly struggling to process what was happening.*

"Woah… you can talk?"

*Stan took a step back, his hand reflexively moving to rub the back of his neck. His brows shot up, and his tone was a mix of shock and awe. He blinked a few times, half-expecting the Flareon to vanish into thin air. It didn’t.*

"Who are you? Actually, what are you?"

*Ford stepped closer, his curiosity outweighing his surprise. He adjusted his glasses, squinting slightly as if trying to make sense of the scene before him. His tone was calm, analytical, the excitement of encountering something new bubbling just under the surface.*

*Stan glanced at his brother, noticing that Ford was already falling into scientist mode, completely ignoring the initial question. Realizing he’d have to handle the social side of things, Stan sighed and turned back to the Flareon.*

"Well, uh… we’re doin’ just peachy. For the most part anyway."

*Stan’s tone was casual but still tinged with disbelief, his attempt at politeness barely masking the fact that he was still reeling. He gave the Flareon a slight, awkward nod, as if that would somehow make the situation feel more normal.*

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Stargleam:*she smiles at Ford. He reminds her of her father..* you know! You're a very nice human! Maybe we can hang ou- *her eyes widen and sparkle at seeing the strawberries* Oh yes!! I love those wired looking red berries!! Gimmie!!

*she eats the entire bag and spits out the seeds*

Yeah!! That was good!! Oh um..I should give you something! I'll be right back!!

*she tries to fly, but her energy is low, so she just runs off into the distance*

*a very young batpony filly flies up to Ford*

Stargleam: wow! Are you a human! That's so cool! Mama used say to not go near humans, but I don't understand what's so dangerous about you guys! Do you have hands?

*she says, looking up at him excitingly*

What type of creature are you? I don’t think I’ve come across your species before… You have quite an interesting appearance.

I am a human. It’s nice to meet you as well. Hmmm have humans possibly hunted down your species before? Maybe that’s why your mother is apprehensive of humans.

That would also explain why I have never encountered you before. Do we have hands? We do. I am a special case however.

Ford extends his hand out and slightly wiggles his fingers around.

I have an extra finger on both of my hands. Most humans only have a total of ten fingers.