This is one of my favorites
[Joe and Sal, lying on the counter, speaking in mocked teenage girl tone.]
Joe: next weekend you wanna come with me and my parents to our beach house?
Sal: as if! I’m punished!
Joe: no!
Sal: yes!
Joe: I didn’t wanna say anything but your mom’s a B to the itch.
Sal: I think I need new best friends [looks at the camera].
Why are we silent???
I can't believe Boris is doing dumbass shit like selling off nhs contracts to his corrupt mates and not focusing on important issues like giving Shane Madej honourary citizenship
We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys
please please share and donate if you can. even a small donation makes a difference. part 1 here part 3 upcoming. in the words of rachel corrie in 2003, i think it is a good idea for us all to drop everything and devote our lives to making this stop.
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Behold
No. Wrong. It should say “This is a ken.” And “This Barbie rides the squirrel.”
I’m just right.
-my little sister
"We may be small, but our hearts are large! Metaphorically speaking!" - Octavius; Night At the Museum (2006)
I feel that the only famous person worth keeping up with is James Acaster.
From other people you get affairs and court cases and all of these horrible charges, occasionally you hear about their children.
From James you just get an hour long complete cabbage chronicles, and you find out some weird new detail about his life which is weird enough to give you pause but not weird enough to not believe.
Just like the Tumblr sexymen poll killed Queen Elizabeth and Destiel going canon forced Putin to "resign," I guess now, Barbie has arrested Donald Trump.