No Way Kevin McAllister Called His Mom A Dummy And Didn’t Get His Ass Beat

I’ve read fics where it’s like “what if Peter Parker acted more like a spider?” Like he was allergic to peppermint, he had venom and sharper teeth, he slept in a web sometimes, he couldn’t thermoregulate, and one fic even had where he couldn’t eat solid food, just smoothies.

I love these fics and I think they’re great, so I need one where Peter just loves weaving or like loves knitting. Like spiders were born to make webs and all that so like with Peter he just loves to knit and got really good it really fast. Maybe he gives beanies and scarves to Ned and MJ, or just every Christmas, that’s what he gives aunt May.

Fellow tumblr users,

I need yall to rec me some ao3 fics where Peter feels his death in infinity war. Or maybe he snaps instead of Tony in Endgame. Anything where he lives and deals with it.

Toodles,

dragon-fire-fire

I’m watching this series called Unbelievable on Netflix about a girl who was SA’d and people start to believe she made it up. Her previous foster mom talks to the detective, and she’s basically the first one to cast doubt which makes me hate her so much. She says that the girl had a past of acting out, she literally says “look-at-me behavior”. It enrages me so much because the girl should have been able to trust her. The whole show makes me enraged.

There are actually hundreds of “chosen ones” born when one is needed. This is usually because the big bad endeavors to kill them all. However, this time all of the “chosen ones” survive to adulthood, and now no one really knows what to do about it.

Okay so the scene where Billy goes to the Byer’s for Max and fights Steve is obviously because he’s pissed at Max and an asshole.

Now I would like for it to be because he’s freaked out about his 13 year old step-sister being alone in a creepy cabin with 1 adult and 3 other boys.

Why?

Because he was assaulted when he was younger over a long period of time and he never told anyone. Most likely by someone he knew, maybe by Neil or an older person he trusted.

He’s like freaking out, having flashbacks to what happened to him and hyperventilating but still trying to leave with Max. Then u know either the original events happen with his history of sexual assault being a new thing and obviously him not dying or he finds out about the upside down then and that changes things.

I think it could be an interesting concept that could make a really good fanfic

Watching Channing Tatum dance in step up just created a new ick for me

When I find a favorite character I stick with that character. I’m their ride or die. And when I read a fanfics where they’re even a little bit wrong I quit it immediately. Even if it’s obviously their fault, they can do no wrong in my eyes.

My favorite human invention is goo-gone. I’m a dick rider for goo-gone. I fucking love it

I ate too much pineapple and now my mouth hurts

I just made the nastiest meal known to mankind