I’m Watching The Office And I Now Need A Fic Where Jim Is Cucked By Danny Cordray And He’s Watching

I can’t take Joji seriously now that I know he was that YouTuber with the pink bodysuit and actally made music under the pink guy

I’m watching this series called Unbelievable on Netflix about a girl who was SA’d and people start to believe she made it up. Her previous foster mom talks to the detective, and she’s basically the first one to cast doubt which makes me hate her so much. She says that the girl had a past of acting out, she literally says “look-at-me behavior”. It enrages me so much because the girl should have been able to trust her. The whole show makes me enraged.

I need a MHA character that can control the 4 elements, but like they have trouble controlling it and improving. Until one of their friends say as a joke that they should watch Avatar. And then they do! and actually get better. 

I had a dream I was in a tiktok and the guy showed me a picture of Yondu from Marvel and said for 100$ name this character! And I immediately said oh that’s Yondu from Marvel and he was baffled. He was like wow that was fast, everyone else was stumped, how did u know? And then I was quiet for a moment and then I said I read a fanfic where he was Harry Potter’s pseudo-dad.

I’m watching Flushed Away and I love how they call Roddy, Millicent Bystander

It’s actually hilarious 😭😭

If I start reading a fic and I really don’t like it, I’ll mark it for later so if I ever come back to it, I’ll know that I didn’t like it.

I’m tempting you so fucking well right now. You want to write this and then share it. You really wanna make this a reality.

I need a fic that focuses on Billy as a lifeguard. Like he’s actually really good with the kids that he teaches and he takes his job really seriously. Like maybe he teaches Holly and like she adores him, and Nancy has to take her to lessons one time and Nancy is baffled that Holly likes Billy. Maybe Holly likes Billy cos their names sort of rhyme or something.

Daenerys having to chain her dragons is honestly so sad and just feels so ironic too

Theres 3 opening I will never skip in my life and those are Kakegurui, Yuri on Ice, and Psych

Not really a short story but we read Between the World and Me which I still think about a lot

We need to be more focused on fucked up short stories as a society. We've all read the yellow wallpaper, the lottery, lamb to the slaughter in middle school but then we never talk about fucked up short stories outside of "haha remember when Ms Johnson made us read that story about the lady killing her husband with a leg of lamb then feeding the murder weapon to the police?"

That ends today!! Appreciation for fucked up short stories time!! Comment your favourite weird story your English teacher made you read that still sticks with you to this day PLEASE I need to read more fucked up short stories

I'll start- the veldt by ray Bradbury, rappachini's garden by nathaniel hawthorne, and this one is a little bit of a cheat because it's a graphic novel but The Nesting Place by Emily Carroll still haunts me (every story in her through the woods collection really, but nesting place especially)