Why The Fuck Does English Have A Word For

when you need to poop but the toilet is across the room

drake?

Hey babygirl your head is so big

if you don’t know the difference between a hare and a rabbit you’ve never gazed into the cold wild eyes of a hare and known that if it could speak it would speak backwards

collection

A square can be a rectangle but a rectangle cannot be a square

Women can be gay, but men can’t be lesbians

Amazing wonderful absolutely beautiful. This is better than every book, painting, or anything that has ever been created

Firehose?! hows your mom going to get a job now?

HES FUCKIN GONE

WHO FUCKING DID IT?!?! WHO ATTACKED HER TO ENTER HER SECOND PHASE?!?! WE ALL AGREED, LET HER STAY IN HER FIRST PHASE WHERE SHE ONLY USES MELEE ATTACKS, NOW SHE’S GOING TO GO LONG RANGE ATTACKS WHILE STAYING AT A DISTANCE! WE’RE DOOMED!

funniest possible way to word a statement about somebody in the process of dying