((DSAF and Dialtown made by Directdogman)) Welcome to Benjamin’s Fazbender's the worlds first and only Fazbender's in the Netherlands. please come in and don't mind the raccoons. come in and ask a question! (Disclaimer, I am in college so ask might take a few days to get a response)Pinned post of info n stuff (regular art blog : @solidsnakecheekz
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OOOOoooOoo 👀 Show me! Ill be on my merry way then >;]
HELLLLOOOOO DO YOU! BY ANY CHANGE! HAVE A OLD ARCADE CABINET!?
oop, hello, bug! I don't really have any old arcade cabinets, but I know some place that has some! "Lemony, I swear to god, you are not putting that fucking thing in the location I work at..."
Random question, but is this Netherlands location any different from the one in California that I work at, y'know, the one with the freaky orange guy as my boss- (also sorry to hear about your frog, Void -Lemony)
Well! While it’s still a Freddy’s location I think it’s a lot better than usual! For instance you get paid actual money! And the food is actually fresh! + we have some exclusive Dutch foods! You’d just have to deal with me being slightly cryptic! And maybe the other employees haha, just don’t go snooping (:
Because some things are better left forgotten (:
BENJAMIN HELP I GOT FIRED FROM MY LOCATION CAN I COME WORK AT YOURS
I mean that depends why’d you get fired. I mean I won’t have any murderers but if your boss was just a douchebag and fired you for no reason you’re welcome!
Idk why I like making horror”ish” stuff, I mean I’m not super today it but I like making it
And just stuff deconnected from reality
The risk of the deal
Yesterday it was homestead day apparently
And it was also the day of my one year anniversary with my partner AAAAAAAAAAAA
GIVE THA DOORS AND I SHALL
Got any doors?
Why do you need this information?
GIVE ME YOUR DOORS
Got any doors?
Why do you need this information?
Milfs
I AM THE DOOR EATER I COME FOR YOUR DOORS
Benjamin now canonically eats doors
Benjamin now canonically eats doors
I might actually redesign captain lolbit and turn them more in a oc with design
Also their accent is weird it’s like a xombo of a Texan put together with a German pirate, it’s very weird
Etzly void (The mechanic) is known to be a very strict person and just kind of done with everyone, they are quite sarcastic and sassy in general and most people don’t have the greatest first impression of them. Although this they are a very nice person once you know her, she tends to be the mom friend although nox doesn’t like this. They are very close with the animatronics considering she has fixed them a lot of times.
Better start running I'm comin' for ya'
Fun fact! Strawberries aren’t berries :D
*screaming can be heard behind etzly it sounds like bug is scaring the customers away once again*
I want some fucking braincells
Anyways have some whiteboard doodles
You can tell I put way too much effort in this
Here ya go :D (I mean using a decoder is quicker but eh I was bored and wanted to do something)
Bees?
"Huh... Would you look at that, I found a bee! This what you were wanting?"
https://dutchreview.com/culture/dutch-history-crowds-ate-prime-minister
Considering I don’t want to type it all out and it’s literally about eating someone have the link with the story @lazy-charlie
Wanna hear the story of how/why the Dutch people are their prime minister once?
Wanna hear the story of how/why the Dutch people are their prime minister once?
What's nox favorite and least favorite anamtronic
I don’t really have a favorite but of the original ones it would be (withered)Bonnie, otherwise it would be bug I think?
My least favorite would be toy Freddy.. I don’t like his vibes
Nex is a teen who works at the prizecounter. While he knows about the rumors surrounding the Freddy’s locations Benjamin was the only person who would hire him. He’s a general chill dude and may or may not be high most of the time. While he does kinda dislike kids he doesn’t want them to really face the harshness of the world and tries to act as nice as he can to them. And he will punch a parent if they’re mean to their kid for said reason. Nox seems to be aware of most things around the Freddy’s location for some reason especially considering he’s way younger than most of the restaurant. He kinda despite’s Void (the mechanic) because she tends to “mom” him. He has kind of made a thin friendship with bug but it’s still a bit stale, they are getting closer though
A few days I discovered “Dutch” kebab and American kebab are 2 entirely different things and I’m quite offended by American kebab because it’s just some meat pieces on a stick and I’m for sure there’s another name for that besides kebab
Like how dare they call THAT kebab >:[
BATTERIES FUCK YEAH!
“bug proceeds to eat all the batteries before running away laughing” THANK YOUUUUUU
Got any batteries?
Take ‘em
(I just woke up sorry for the bad art)
I can make a mask, I can make the feathers on top of his head, I have a black poncho and shirts, I have fishnets
I have black shorts or a skirt, idk what would fit better
Should I actually do it(it’ll curse my TikTok but eh idc (I’d need good sounds for. It though
I technically could cosplay as sexy mothman