SEX CRIMES AGAINST BRADLEY CARL GEIGER'S ANCESTORS
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Psychic: reads my mind My mind: waelcome to my kitchennnnnn…. We have bananis…… And avocadi
I petition that the entire website of Instagram needs to be shutdown forever. No picture could ever live up this masterpiece.
bless
adult person: life gets faster as you get older!
me aged 10: sounds fake but ok
me now:
every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit
when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions
anyone here a fool?? anyone here stupid??
hmmm
any man: trust me
me:
“what’s your favorite game?”
everyone says peanut butter is made of peanuts but have you ever seen peanuts be made into it??
my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*
me:
me during reasonable hours of the day: i never want to do anything in my life Ever
me at 3 am: I Have To Learn How To Play The Piano Immediately
i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj
