To The Person Who Was Sitting Near Me On The Train - Jordan Bolton

.. okay well, if you Do have a labyrinthian torture dungeon built beneath the neighbourhood I am going to have to bring it up at the next HOA meeting

Hey sorry weird question but like do you torture people in a vast subterranean dungeon beneath your castle? Because me and the other neighbours have been hearing some howls of torment at night and when Leslie tried to renovate her bathroom the other day the floor collapsed and she fell into this ancient maze inhabited by various unholy beasts and ghouls. You know, chimaeras and wraiths and such. Yeah she had to slay a great serpent and best a seven-headed jackal in chinese checkers before being allowed to leave. Yeah no im asking you because she emerged from your garden shed this morning

so Leslie slew my great serpent is what you’re telling me

I literally did not know that sag aftra is currently on strike against video game companies and has been for six months

FETCH

i’ve some how managed to turn an old gay man on pinterest into a jerma stan by complete accident what is happening

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Omg hi hii people.. to u wonderful little people in my phone who followed me for my rain world art! Tysm !!!

I also know ive missed a few days of RW art month now but I am planning to get around to drawing and posting art for the days ive missed in the coming days! The day 5 prompt (looks to the moon region) is almost done already but i have a bit to finish up before posting....

This challenge has been so much fun so far n im rlly happy that yall seem to have liked it so far as well !

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You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

Sharing this from my twitter because I think a good amount of artists can probably relate to this, ADHD or not ö