I’m Telling You, Season Four Five Is NOT Five

is your comfort character also a sad pretty boy with trauma and questionable morals or are you normal

this sambucky scene is so funny to me the mcu messes up a lot of character dynamics but they really nailed sam and buckys relationship

Sam looking down at buckys hand, almost confused, because they aren’t the hand shaking type.

But then Sam remembers they’re in public and it clicks why Buckys going in for a handshake instead of just kissing him. They have reputations to uphold and can’t risk people knowing, not yet at least.

THIS.

Unironically, the funniest part of tuas4 is that a version of five decided to make that cafe in the subway station and everything that's served there is bad. Five chose that menu knowing what he, and other fives, like and made the active choice to make the coffee taste bad and the food incorrect.

real shit

netflix if i wanted to see a failing marriage i would've gone downstairs for family dinner

*a few months after The Ithaca Saga*

Odysseus: *wakes up at the dead of night drenched in cold sweat*

Penelope: Love? What's wrong?

Odysseus: That prophet son of a bitch- IT WAS ME!

Penelope: What??

Odysseus: I WAS THE MAN WHO WAS HAUNTING ALL ALONG!!

Penelope: *pulling him down and hugging him* ok dear just go back to sleep.

*meanwhile in the Underworld*

Tiresias: Fucking finally that dumbass

I made another incorrect EPIC quotes comic! The general script idea came from reddit user Creative_Army1776

why are you as an adult open-mouth coughing all over the place

Sam and Bucky are like an old married couple and Joaquin is their son change my mind

I remember during puberty talk in 6th grade they handed out permission slips for parents to sign if they didn’t want their kids getting sex ed and like five students ended up having to wait in the library while the rest of us learned about puberty and health stuff.

Afterwards during lunch recess almost everyone in class spent our time telling those five kids what we learned and showing them our handouts.