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11 months ago

Is it bad that I haven't actually watched any of these?

11 months ago

"There's no thought crimes and no thought heroisms" is honestly such a good piece of life advice.

You could be having the most fucked up problematic thoughts 24/7 but if you treat people with kindness, the good you do is the only thing that matters. But if you have only the purest thoughts and all the correct beliefs, it doesn't matter one bit if you spend most of your time being an asshole to people.

11 months ago

they want you to make fried rice

1 year ago

All of the gay people in America moved to Idaho, then kicked out the cishets and renamed it to Yassachusetts. Whenever there was an election it would be listed as a rainbow state instead of red or blue.

1 year ago
Light Answers A Tough Question

Light answers a tough question

1 year ago

Link in bio. What will he learn?

1 year ago

guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes

1 year ago

dear USAmericans,

VOTING WORKS!!!

French people showed up, French people voted, turnout was higher today than it has been since 1997, and we kicked the far right to 3rd place

a week ago, the far right was the biggest party in France, we were slated for a far right parliament, prime minister, and government

this week, we voted against them en masse and we won!

VOTING WORKS!

you're up next in November! it's very rare we get to say this, but this one time, take example on the French! show up and vote!

because VOTING WORKS!

1 year ago

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

1 year ago

this scene isnt supposed to be funny but this part has me WEAK Every Time

1 year ago

Best advice I’ve ever been given was righty tighty lefty loosey

1 year ago

I'm one day late

Can You Believe It Guys, Dashcon 10 Yr Anniversary, Just A Week Away

can you believe it guys, dashcon 10 yr anniversary, just a week away

1 year ago

I thought Tumblr would enjoy this

Screenshot of text:
a racist, a transphobe, an antisemite and a eugenicist walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and asks: ''aren't you that woman who wrote harry potter?''

Edit: credit goes to @/pharmafemboy on Mastodon

1 year ago

no its fine I'll just go go gadget fuck myself

1 year ago

saw a grown woman on tiktok snidely calling gen z the christopher columbus generation bc someone’s fifteen year old son ‘thought he’d discovered weezer’. newsflash every generation finds out about the music of the previous generation at some point it comes free with being fifteen. being annoying about music also comes free with being fifteen. a kid saying yeah i’ve just found this band nirvana have you ever heard of them should be a thing of joy

1 year ago
Team Flash Gained New Members Over Time, Who Is Your Favourite Member Of New Team Flash?

Team Flash gained new members over time, who is your favourite member of New Team Flash?

A huge thanks to the Anon who suggested this poll.

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