You Make All My Defences Fall I Fell In Love In Juvie Hall

my mom is a well intentioned yet nosy mom and she always wants to hook me up with people. it leads to some text message gems so the other day i went through and screenshotted the best. please enjoy.

they should have hugged🥺

Molly is a puff for sure, but I am awaiting more evidence for what house Yasha would be in

bc I’m an unoriginal bench who makes the content she wants to see in the world, I am definitely thinking about a c2 critical role hogwarts au and I NEED TO KNOW people’s opinions on which houses Molly and Yasha would be in pls help

Holy shit I remember this I was playing with my friend on her account (because I wasn't allowed to sign up to things because my parents thought that hackers would empty out their bank accounts and I'd be catfished if I signed up for club penguin) and I just remember the euphoria we felt as the purple penguin was sat on the ceiling lost in a sea of the other penguins before the confusion of the game crashing and then the crushing realisation that we weren't able to play for the rest of the day no matter how many time we reloaded the page. Honestly an iconic, and defining moment in my childhood that I'd completely forgotten about XD

one time in 2007 i crashed the entire club penguin website. it was down for 2 days. i was banned for life. 

Meanwhile I'm struggling to hold down 1, one, job 😂

You go you funky lil Satan Child

hey mickey, i saw that you're poly (i am too) and i was wondering how many relationships you're in, but only if you feel comfortable sharing. ily!

three romantic relationships!! i also have multiple qpps and a platonic boyfriend!!

Merry Christmas Eve Eve my friends.

i just read a washington post article on romcoms aging poorly due to the pushiness (and oft-stalkery conduct) of the male characters therein, and it got me thinking about pride and prejudice, and specifically darcy saying, “one word from you will silence me on this subject forever.”

because, like, that’s the seldom-portrayed romantic dream in the patriarchal hellscape that is our world, isn’t it?

a dude being willing to say, “i understand if you don’t feel the same way about me, and i’ll leave you alone forever about this if my attention is unwanted.”

so simple, yet so wonderful in its basic human decency

How'd you break your collar bone? Did you try to catch a cactus again: like you've never heard it before

mines is “this is a safe place bc i know harries would murder me: a true crime series”

a concept: the mad love episode from batman TAS, but This time harley doesnt suffer