Pro-tip: Don't Ever Use The Sentence "thousands Of Years" In Your Worldbuilding Unless You Really Know

pro-tip: don't ever use the sentence "thousands of years" in your worldbuilding unless you really know what a thousand years is like

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1 month ago
Request From A Dear Friend!

Request from a dear friend!

Who else wouldn’t say no to that smug face of his…?! AH HAH! ✨

(Please do not repost, edit, or use my art without permission. Thank you!)

1 month ago

It really is wild that some politicians can stand there and say "yeah we're getting rid of a program that keeps quite literally millions of people alive specifically so we can cut taxes for people who are already richer than god" as if it's a normal political stance and not so cartoonishly evil I'm legit shocked perry the platypus doesn't break through the nearest wall the minute the words leave their mouth.

3 months ago

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

THEY BUTCHERED MY MAN

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
3 months ago

Gen: What’s the word for horny, but not like in a sexual way? Like, I’m horny for Halloween, but I don’t want to fuck a pumpkin, you feel?

Senku: Do you- 

Senku: Do you mean excited?

2 months ago

CUTEEEEEEEEEEE

Real Happy With How The Bow Pose Turned Out

real happy with how the bow pose turned out

3 months ago

Kohaku: Did you two sleep together?

Senku: No.

Gen: No.

Chrome: Double negative, that's a yes.

3 months ago

ty for the tag!

Yes or No by Jungkook <3

@swan-diaries @watermelonbugs @itsyaboy-mars @virtualruins @sybilltrelawneyrp @wexlydraws + open tags

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

3 months ago

Sometimes Tumblr is a lot like trying to explain a toddler that you can't eat bugs and spiders because that's bad for you, and then someone shows up to lecture you about how spiders are a completely different class from insects, also you got "centipede" and "millipede" mixed up, so obviously you don't know anything about what you're talking about.

And if you try to answer like "do you want me to just let this kid just eat bugs or what", they'll get offended because correcting you about being wrong has nothing to do with implying that anyone would be eating bugs off the ground, obviously nobody is stupid enough to be doing that in the first place, that's a straw man and insulting to every group of people ever.

And then you look up at the other side of the yard and the toddler is there right back at it, slurping up centipedes like spagetti.

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defenestratehumanity - I'm Here to Chill ✌🏽
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《 I'm just your average neurodivergent pansexual/graysexual potato who likes being a part of many fandoms || ENFP || Openly Polytheistic || Humans made the atom bomb but no mouse in the world would build a mousetrap || I'm a minor so yalls old timers stinky geese better get the hell out ok 》

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