I Wanna Write A 2 Paragraph Poem Abt This

The 'staff' room at the wizard convention going crazy rn

*Checks my notifications*

-Duolingo

-Battery damage alert

-Duolingo

-Duolingo

-Image that's supposedly been downloading for the past 2 days

-Your phone just got more helpful

-1:37 timer paused

Clang

dink 🥤

Scrolling down and only seeing the second sticky note before scrolling back up was perfect

Evil wife or evil husband

Found your child, $14 and I'll consider letting him go

The fuck did I do to you guys

The plural of bug is actually buggy

i need to draw images

Hey baby girl wanna (incoherent) spider legs?

Games don't need good hardware to be good

game developers you are banished to wii hardware limits until you learn your lesson

I wanna see his ass but I don't even know how to play solitaire