Anti-honesty Hour. Ask Me Anything And I Will Respond With Blatant Lies.

see this is why i’m conflicted when people call him a mysterious man of the forest or whatever because he’s literally just like this all the time

*googles ‘how to nominate reporter for Peabody Award’* x

You Can Now Give Your Boyfriend A Chocolate Mold Of Your Butthole For Valentine’s Day [NSFW]

What a time to be alive

stupid relationships

my last relationship has made me want to kill myself these last few weeks . i hate it when the other person doesn't understand just how important communication is to a relationship and when i tell them they have an issue with communicating , they just say they're sorry . nothing else . like i can't forgive you if you don't say what you're sorry for . this . . i . . it causes me so much stress that at this point i honestly don't know what to do with my life anymore cause if she does break things off with me , i dont know what i'll do cause literally every single one of my relationships has ended this way and i'm getting tired of it . if anyone is willing to offer some help , please do . thanks .

ill repost this EVERTIME i see it

Music in Film: Shrek (2001) dir. Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson