Reblog If You’re Proud Of Keith

Let Marinette wear her hair in different styles more often, you cowards.

my favorite version of myself is when i get out of the shower and the mirror is so steamy i am just a blurry mass of color with no identity or defining physical characteristics. she kills it

Viren: *Looks at Ezran*

Corvus and Opeli:

Everyone talking about Soren being adopted by Janai and Amaya. We really gonna pretend Corvus and Opeli weren’t about to do the same for Ezran?

The other day I answered the door to my postman. I was signing for stuff, like you do, when my kid came downstairs with only his underwear and a t-shirt on.

Now, the postman couldn’t see him from the front door, and I scribbled my signature and said, to my son, “You need to put some trousers on.”

My postman, very slowly, looked down at his trouser-clad legs with a mixture of confusion and horror, and then looked back up at me.

When I explained I was talking to my little boy out of his line of sight, he gave a very solemn nod and said: “I thought I’d put trousers on this morning, but suddenly when you said that, I really wasn’t sure.” 

Soren:

Me:

Did anyone notice?! That was just hilarious

I am absolutely furious,, what the fuck are people thinking??? She’s seven (7). They better square tf up because I’m about to drop kick them all

Fucking stab that reblog button if you hate pedos

Reblog if you’d care if I killed myself.

I’m scared of myself