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It is common knowledge that the bride dies from a gunshot. This is evident because the video for November Rain was based on the short story "Without You", by Del James, a close friend of Axl. In that short story, Maine (Axl) was near Elizabeth's (Erin) apartment when he heard a gunshot. Arriving at the apartment, he sees Elizabeth with a bloody and lifeless head, with a gun in her hand. Suicide, everyone says. Death by gunshot to the head is confirmed in the clip, as, in the coffin, half of the bride's face is covered by a mirror, to hide the wound. Now, look carefully:
You can see in the following prints taken from the clip that: . The bride puts the ring on the groom's finger with her right hand . The bride toasts with her right hand . The bride throws the bouquet with her right hand
We can soon notice that the hand she uses most is her right. So, the hand she used to shoot herself in the head was her right. Soon, she shot her in the right side of the head. However, as we can see in the next screenshot of the clip, the right side of the head remains intact. The side that received the shot was the left. How did this happen? She didn't commit suicide, she was murdered! Someone killed her and put a gun in her hand so everyone would think it was suicide. The prints prove it! There's no way she could have shot the left side of her head if she's right-handed!
There is a theory that Axl killed her, because he left a gun store in the clip. However, Axl has an alibi: Del James, as he narrates in the story when Maine (Axl) arrives at the apartment, and he does not kill anyone in the story. Text interpretation says this! Conclusion: the bride was murdered, and no one knows the real killer. So, dear reader, let's try to read between the lines of everything, until we discover the real killer. Share this message on Tumblr, Twiter, TikTok, Discord, Telegram, Facebook, communities, social networks in general, wherever the GNR fandom is. Let's find out who the killer is!
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Estranged (Guns n' Roses)
More than a feeling (Boston)
Back in Black (AC/DC)
Crazy Little thing called love (Queen)
Kickstart my heart (Motley Crue)
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Chuuya entering the kitchen and seeing all his peeled lemons: Dazai, I love you, but, what the fuck. Dazai, happily drinking coffee: I love you too :)
*Dazai and Chuuya are fighting* Kouyou, taking aspirin: I have a headache! Can you guys stay calm?! *Dazai and Chuuya start fighting while wearing sunglasses and riding a skateboard*
Dazai: Welcome to my first vlog where I try out different hair products! Dazai: *sprays hairspray in his mouth* Dazai: Well, right off the bat I can tell this one isn't very good.
Mori: What do rainbows mean to you? Francis: There is money. Gin: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the entire Earth with a flood. Kajii: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops. Dazai: gay rights
Chuuya: You know, Dazai, you are the sunshine of my life. Dazai: Why? Because I'm hot as hell? Chuuya: Because my eyes hurt when I look at you.
At the police station Kunikida: Hi, I'm here for Dazai and Chuuya. Police Officer: Who are Dazai and Chuuya? Kunikida: Ah, you must be young.
Dazai: When I'm murdered, can you guarantee that I become an unsolved case? Chuuya: What? Dazai: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved. Chuuya: Can we go back to the part where you said "when I'm murdered"?
Hey! How are you? I'm here to tell you that I published a fanfic on Wattpad! (it is in Brazilian Portuguese, but Google Translate solves it) Do you like old rock? Guns, Queen, Kiss, etc? Imagine a world where the musicians of these bands have superpowers and fight against an enemy that tries to kill them? Well, that's my fanfic: full of action, adventure, good writing and a good plot. There are only 13 chapters. I would be very grateful if you could read, like, comment and share it, please. I hope you like it and have a good read!
link here!
Yumeno, ratting out Akutagawa to Chuuya: HE CALLED ME THE B-WORD Akutagawa: SON OF A BITCH DON'T START WITH FUCKING B! Chuuya: Aku, this isn't helping your case.
Dazai: Hello friends! ADA: Dazai: You guys must be wondering why I'm stuck on the ceiling
Chuuya: Go to hell, anemic rat! Fyodor: Where do you think I came from?!
Atsushi: With all due respect, Dazai, I don't think your idea of replacing all the stairs in your house with waterslides is going to work. Dazai: With all due respect, Atsushi, I do what I want.
Kyouka, holding a rock: Kenji just gave me this and said, "I feel like you deserve the moon, but all I can give you is a rock." Atsushi: If you don't marry him, I will.
*TV is freaking out* Dazai: Don't worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support. *turns off the TV and then connects it again. Nothing changes* Dazai: Yeah, that didn't work with my grandmother either.
Kunikida: What did you two do? Dazai: Chuuya: Kunikida: You guys aren't in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
Akutagawa: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Atsushi: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. Ranpo: A realist sees a freight train. Kunikida: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
Tecchou, advising Kenji about the war: You have to act tough, Kenji! Show them that you can't be pushed around! Show them they can't mess with you! Kenji: Right. Yes. Tough. I understood. Kenji, standing up on his stool and slamming his hands on the counter: I WANT A CHOCOLATE MILK!
*as they waited outside the principal's office* Akutagawa: What are you going to do? Atsushi: Oh, I just wanted to know if it's cool for me to skip classes tomorrow to take care of the sound and lights for a performance in the auditorium. And you? Akutagawa: I stabbed a child with a screwdriver.
Atsushi: Wow, great job on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons? Dazai: Fake?
Chuuya: Dazai is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do? Akutagawa: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him. Chuuya: Chuuya: Thanks for the tip!
Mori: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? Dazai: We're chopsticks! Mori: Well... that's cute! Mori: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly? Chuuya: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
Atsushi, emotional: I can't believe you mafia people came here just to save me and help me defeat Fukuchi! How did you get here so quickly? Chuuya: Various traffic violations. Gin: Three counts of resisting arrest. Akutagawa: Approximately thirteen cans of energy drinks. Hirotsu: Besides, that's not our car.
Poe: I’ve become a bread crumb dealer to four crows at the lake. They pay me with a bit of everything. Like shiny things, fabric, or pens. But recently they paid me with a 20 dollar bill they found somewhere. So I decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me money. I’ve probably racked up about 200 dollars at this point. Is it morally wrong though, I mean. They’re the ones who steal the money from others. Or perhaps they just have a big pile laying somewhere. Should I keep on doing this? Francis: You sound like the start of a Batman villain... I support
Francis: By the way, I will join your extremely peculiar method of generating profits. High five, friend of capitalism!
Akutagawa: I've been giving him the most insanely obvious tips for like a year now. No response. Atsushi: Wow. He looks stupid. Akutagawa: But he's not. He's actually very smart. Just dense. Atsushi: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know… "Hey! I love you!" Akutagawa: I think you're right. Hey Atsushi, I love you! Atsushi: See! Just say it! Akutagawa: Holy shit. Atsushi: If that goes unnoticed by him, then I'm sorry, but he's too dumb for you. Akuatagawa: Atsushi!
Chuuya: name a duo more iconic than my uncontrolled anger and my unparalleled beauty. Dazai: Me and you
(effective method invented by me) . First you go to the group of people who know, but shouldn't know and say: "Please, I'm sorry! I used you as a guinea pig in an experiment without your consent!" . They will ask: "What do you mean?" And then answer: . "I was doing research on the human mind's ability to question facts. This would be very important for predicting and learning about their behavior. So, I told specific people in a non-discreet way some very absurd information, to see how the person would react to this information. This information, even though it was absurd (and obviously false) was treated as gossip and spread quickly, with everyone knowing it and thinking it was true. This means that young people's minds are very weak when it comes to this. questioning, and that, consequently, it is very easy for them to be deceived by fake news." . When they hear your speech, they will probably ask, "Oh my god, what is this information?" then you tell them the gossip, and they will think it was all just a very clever misunderstanding on your part!
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