I’ve Met Superman, And Instantly I Knew That He Earned His Position As The World’s Greatest Superhero.

@dragonssecretartboard. First off don’t leave this in the tags. Secondly, music meister is the only person who hires ballet dancers, and there’s a dress code there.

I'm sorry but I will never ever use goon as slang for a guy who jacks off a lot or whatever it apparently means now. A goon is a guy in a clown mask and purple tank top who sees a caped crusader swooping down to beat up him and his buddies and yells "IT'S DA FREAKIN' BAT!" and I will accept nothing else.

This must be what happens when poison ivy forms a gang

Absolutely dumb 🤣

There’s a rule in metropolis, if you piss off superman, you deserve what comes next. Cool art btw op.

redraw of this

Superman does to Homelander, Plutonian and Brightburn something similar that he did to the Elite. He tears them down to size and then depowers them permanently.

They had to shut down the psychology department at gotham state due to them wanting to “prevent another psychology based supervillain”. And honestly I can’t blame them, the science department is under a lot of scrutiny, biology and tech especially, I heard that they created a clause that states that if someone reports signs of any kind of obsession at all, they are required to see a psychologist, which has prevented a few villains(albeit minor ones) but has mostly gotten people with disorders like ocd some therapy, and at least one person got diagnosed with autism.

Maybe why I get annoyed easily when people can casually say that Bruce or any of the members should get therapy it's like um

Therapy can be very tricky and untrustworthy and whose to say if said therapist would actually listen to them I mean look at what happened with Harley and Hugo Strange it's Gotham and Bruce

It's like who can Bruce literally talk too without being suspicious

Inaccurate, every woman in Gotham has some method of self defense, my mom still has her taser even after we moved from central city to metropolis

I'm sorry but I will never ever use goon as slang for a guy who jacks off a lot or whatever it apparently means now. A goon is a guy in a clown mask and purple tank top who sees a caped crusader swooping down to beat up him and his buddies and yells "IT'S DA FREAKIN' BAT!" and I will accept nothing else.

Happy Superman day everyone, most bakeries in metropolis and the surrounding area will be selling cakes snd other treats with the Superman symbol on them.

I’ve once heard Clark say that “good is hard, bad is always easy” I don’t fully understand what that means but I’ve been trying to live by it

He’s got an animal theme, wears red and black, has a no killing rule, knows how to swing. Someone is getting a pair of tights

Who wins? Spider-man or Batman?

Ok I’m willing to bet that the “superheroes shouldn’t exist” guy is lex luthor on an alternate account.

worldbuilding: the threequel

one | two

Sounds about right.

I got adopted by Bruce Wayne.