“In 1404, King Taejong Fell From His Horse During A Hunting Expedition. Embarrassed, Looking To His

“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.” To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the king’s fall.“

LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy

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1 year ago

This feels like a thesis summary for philosophy in entertainment and coming of age stories using metaphors of defeating abstract/mythical concepts to send the message of optimism for the future. If I ever find my motivation, get ready for a doozy.

Why does every animated kids adventure show progress from Season 1: Malcolm and Jana help their neighbor who's a talking frog with his taxes but uh-oh, the taxes turned into monsters and they've got to fight them! to Season 3: Jana must kill the reanimated corpse of God meanwhile Malcolm must contend with the embodiment of existential suffering which has burrowed into his mind and is unraveling his sanity. Neither of them will ever be the same.


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2 months ago
Amazing Spider-Man #64 - "King Of Pain" (2025)
Amazing Spider-Man #64 - "King Of Pain" (2025)

Amazing Spider-Man #64 - "King of Pain" (2025)

written by Justina Ireland art by Gleb Menikov & Marcio Menyz


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1 year ago
Limmy Deleted Best Tweet Of All Time I'm So Mad

Limmy deleted best tweet of all time I'm so mad


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10 months ago
Do You Ever Just

do you ever just


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1 year ago

I don't have have any of the social media that would let me get this to him directly.

Can someone tell Matt Mercer that Candela Obscura has been haunting my library for the last three weeks? I think he'd think it's funny.

I Don't Have Have Any Of The Social Media That Would Let Me Get This To Him Directly.
I Don't Have Have Any Of The Social Media That Would Let Me Get This To Him Directly.

Someone, somewhere, who somehow has access to our closed wifi has been printing a copy of the quick guide at least once every day or every couple of days.

We have sixteen, now.

There will be a lull, we're sure it's finally over, and then boom -

I Don't Have Have Any Of The Social Media That Would Let Me Get This To Him Directly.

Candela Obscura


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3 years ago

"In the 70s it was black and minority ethnic people, in the 80s it was gay people, trans people are just the latest to get it in the neck from comedians who can't be bothered to try at their jobs anymore. I cannot stand there and watch another dogshit comedian go: 'Ooohh if a woman can identify as a man, maybe I'll identify as a chair!' Why don't you identify as good comedians, you hack motherfuckers?!"

- Nish Kumar: "It's In Your Nature To Destroy Yourselves pt.2"

2 years ago
I Don't Know If I'm Crying Or Laughing 😂

I don't know if I'm crying or laughing 😂


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