Please, Just One More Year. Give Me One More Year

Take it from me, an adult: FIBER IS IMPORTANT

strawbebbie

It is a luxury to have a parent whom you will one day mourn

I am preparing for battle (going to the post office to kindly and politely ask where my missing package is)

You know, as you become an adult, you will face many new and unexpected challenges. This can be a really scary experience. What do I do when my can opener rusts? I didn’t know this was a possibility.

damn. Severe bummer

Keep your head up, my dear

My wife: Do you want a wordle hint? It's pretty esoteric and random - I don't know how helpful it'll be

Me: Yeah actually

My wife: It's part of the title to one of my favorite glass animals songs

Me, .2 seconds later: Oh! I got it.

“It’s okay lol I don’t care” - bitch who cares so much her bones hurt

Hey, there’s always next year, right?