They Have Grown So Much (more Arms (they Have Grown More Arms

this bad boy can fit so many organs

He glow

i had one class today and if it was like thursday or something i could spend the whole day just going into a simultaneously thoughtless lust-rage and omniscient enlightenment but its monday so i gotta keep it in my pants

impatient man: bus driver can you go faster im late for work

worlds most obedient bus driver: whatever you say boss

guy on the bus who turns in to a hungry pack of wild hyenas whenever hes traveling faster than 30mph:

Day 21 - flowers

i need to nap under a tree on top of a grassy hill when its 90 degrees out with a nice strong breeze. unfortunately the Sorcerer has lay claim to all such areas within 200 miles of me and I must stain them with blood

the next time i make any dragon character and a D&D nerd starts trying to correct MY lore about MY DRAGONS based on a tabletop roleplaying game's story i am going to shove a mythological compilation of dragons throughout history up their ass and then stab them with a big sword. same goes for people who tell me my dragons arent actually dragons because they have slightly different numbers of limbs. burn in dragon hell.

Man how do people make interesting magic systems look so easy ive been struggling to remake one for a project i already have guiding foundations for

utter bullshit that we stop growing at a certain age.

humans should grow (both taller and wider) at a continuous rate throughout our lifespans. i want to be 80 years old with the proportions of an average human being except i am the height of a multistory building. that would be so fun. that would require so much societal rearrangement. this isn't a want it's a need

5houghts on the minecraft movie teaser trailer?

I hope everyone involved with the film finds themselves stricken by the Pharaoh's curse and they all die within the span of 4 years