You Gon Be Waiting A Long Time Cuz Ashley Ain’t Here

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

Are leaf water and bean water options?

(tea, coffee, hot chocolate)

hey dingus! drink some water! are you feeling sad? that's no good! drink some water! will it help? maybe! who knows! drinking water is a good idea regardless! so why not have a nice refreshing sip? sounds like a plan to me! go on, go get a glass of the good stuff! I'll be here when you get back!

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

By @ endure_gif

Makes this noise at mutuals

This is how vampire hunters attract vampires

A Cocktail Dress Made Out of 2,652 Pennies