me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……
the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?
me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is
Carmen projectmoon is a great character because they went “yeah she’s just the dead wife character sorry :( FUCK YOU JUST KIDDING SHE HAUNTS THE NARRATIVE” and then she haunted the narrative so hard she caused fundamental changes to the entire setting and affected literally everyone in the world of the story and she’s still haunting the narrative to this day, even after the game that was about her haunting the narrative. most recently they made her a narrator (probably) and [uh hi future bluejay here, what was originally here might not have been true but since this post was made she’s done even more]. she died before the first entry of the series
yall what the fuck does blazing a post mean
lobotomy corp au where there’s a McDonalds in the facility and once in a while the abnormalities will ask for something from there
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lobotomy corp mentioned !!!! brainrot activated
SOUND THE FUCKING ALARMS WE HAVE FILTH TO ERADICATE
BURN THEM
im begging anyone who sees this post to prevent rapesexual, im begging you. no one will see this but if you do reblog to get the message out that these fuckers exist and dont deserve to exist heres the flag so you can know who to fucking block, report and tell to fuck off
i dont want this to ruin the pride and help with self esteem of being lgbtq+ so a signal boost from larger accounts might be nice
better yet, the gun changes depending on what abno has it. wellcheers? the vending machine now has a very thick barrel coming out of it that just launches cans at people. NT? gun arm. QoH? magic wand gun. warm-hearted woodsman? chainsaw gun. you get the idea
Bad Au where a random (gun-less) abnormality gets a gun. Only one abnormality can get the gun per day, the next day a different abnormality gets the gun
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please do
Ocean
go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish