My Tattoo Artist Told Me His Teenage Son Came Out To Him As Trans By Giving Him A Bunch Of Blue Cupcakes

My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

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3 months ago

Hey. Your brain needs to de-frag. Literally it needs you to sit there and space out.

If you want your memory or executive function to improve, stare out a window at the skyline or sidewalk or trees or birds on the electrical wires for like 20+ minutes per day. (With no other stimulation like a podcast or TV if you can manage but hey baby steps innit). If you're fortunate enough to have safe outside with any bits of nature, go stare closely at a 1 meter square of grass and trip out on the bugs and shapes of grasses and stuff.

Literally this will make you smarter. Our brains HAVE TO HAVE this zone out time to do important stuff behind the scenes. This does not happen during sleep, it's something else.

That weird pressurized feeling you get sometimes might be your brain on no defrag.

Give your brain a Daily Dose Of De-Frag.

2 months ago

rip through the chest of a transphobe and squeeze their heart until it pops 🤷‍♂️

3 months ago

flirting by asking if you wanna see my autopsy scars

2 months ago

reblog to preen and care for prev’s wings

3 months ago

scientists should study me to learn about homosexual behavior in animals

2 months ago

STOP SCROLLING!

Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen

2 months ago

Reblog this to sprinkle some love on prev!

Reblog This To Sprinkle Some Love On Prev!
2 months ago
Rainy Day In Kyoto
Rainy Day In Kyoto
Rainy Day In Kyoto

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