Guess Who’s Changing Careers To Become A Rock :D

Okay, I've been trying to keep things under wraps- at least until I got to finish a handful of commissions, but the family business hasn't been doing the greatest lately.

In fact, we're very much on the reds right about now because of it, our funds are so low we're not gonna make it past the next day if I don't take comms immediately.

So I'm opening some slots again for the freeform full-body painted ones like these, they're available for 100$. Furry, simple robot designs, humans; I'll do 'em, so long as it's not hateful/offensive/too complex.

Please help. I am genuinely nervous about our situation.

I’ll be real with you chief, this shit genuinely scares me. Like I get it’s interesting and all that but I’m just thinking that one day, one of these things will be “alive” and it’ll be unable to do anything other then be alone with its thoughts, incapable of ending its own suffering as it slowly dies from its malformed existence.

Thank you for sharing this information, hope you have a lovely day :)

This post went really viral recently on twitter and tiktok and of course a lot people accuse it of being fake but no, sometimes an animal just accidentally forms as a hilarious ball of that animal. It's not alive but it is always the funniest possible thing to happen to the embryonic development of what should have just been a cow or a goat.

The enigmatic ghost of Tumblr’s forgotten past

So Caine is also capable of going through the horrors, that’s uh…

Hm

Sometimes I wonder if I’m so dumb people can’t comprehend what I am saying half of the time.

I lied :)

Gonna take a break from Tumblr for a little while.

I’ll still be lurking about, but I won’t be interacting or posting much, but idk we’ll see.

Happy holidays to those who see this! :D

That’s sweet and all but WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE BODIES?!?!

What is Bubble's pronoun(s)

My friend and I guess that bubble simply ate all of them

special/boy

Sweet Jazz City, an idyllic bustling city within Taiga Country. Filled with an assortment of businesses, people, and places. However, something sinister has disrupted this city. Objects, animals, and even people have been distorting into strange multi-eyed entities. Forcefully dragged into this strange phenomena. It is now up to a ragtag group of unlikely heroes to save the day (despite how much they don't want to). Will they be able to put a stop to this abstracted madness and whatever, or whoever, is causing it, or will they fail?

Drink acid, eat concrete, burn your skin with a high lumen flashlight, drive at 200 km per hour while blindfolded, loiter and fuck because your fucking immortal and the law has no bearing on the natural order

If you showed Carnival Gangle twerking to Toon pomni, she would disintergrate like if one were to display Caine's fat ass upon the wall of the frigid halls of a victorian manor, only for a sickly child to bare witness and keel over from consumption.