Me and a friend were talking about smut books and they described one as 'homoerotic'.
But I heard Homer erotic.
So, naturally, I asked, 'What does Odysseus have to do with this?'
I have never wanted to drop kick a child more than I do right now.
He's new
I don't need or want a man standing up for me, but damn it's sexy
I think my English teacher hates theater kids.
It's the beginning of the school's theater rehearsals and he's making us read the "M" Word.
I'm scared to even write the damn word, let alone say it - even when there's no productions going on.
Who the actual FUCK decided that theoretical math should be a college class?
Does anyone have any good online job recommendations for someone who is disabled and still in school?
Just almost ran into a person coming out of the bathroom and we both said "sorry" at the same time and moved out of the way for each other and then ended up both going through the door at the same time all while avoiding eye contact.
I think that just about sums up how meeting another socially awkward person goes.
Does anybody else get dizzy or have symptoms flare when saying prayers?
At my family Christmas lunch, we all said a prayer before we ate, and it made me so dizzy and nauseous that I couldn't eat much.