Slenderman If His Pronouns Were I/me/myself

doodles

i wish she was real

honey, I was thinking that we could spice things up in the bedroom by turning the heat off and pretending to be gold prospectors in the Yukon during winter who have to have sex to avoid freezing to death. how does that sound, babe?

is this something

If uppercase letters are capital letters then what the FUCK are lowercase letters

MUAHAHAHAHA SAVE ME YURI HANNIGRAM SAVE MEE

they should invent a grief that doesn’t define you in new and strange ways for the rest of your life

Genuinely hope "JD Vance killed the pope" becomes a legit, widespread rumor. I hope the whitehouse has to make a statement, thus only adding fuel to the fire about it.