A Multiplayer Game That You Can Play With Your Friends Which Has An Option Of "you The Dog Now", Where

YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!

Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it

TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...

Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows

"I don't want to read this" is totally valid.

"This is disgusting to me" is totally valid.

"I don't want to read this because it is disgusting to me" is totally valid.

"I don't think anyone should be allowed to read or write this because it is disgusting to me" is authoritarian.

Will Wood // Laplace’s Angel (Hurt People? Hurt People!)

if you're on instagram get off that thing and go outside

if you're on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier

I love nonfiction that I simply cannot relate to at all. "it's easy to get addicted to buying fast fashion! I used to spend thousands of dollars on it a year!" okay. you're a space alien.

openin’ the door to the microwave one second early because you don’t need all the hootin’ and hollerin’

I'd like to remember Pope Francis as the Pope who called a ton of priests faggots, apologized for it, then called them all faggots again

sorry another bald tshirt post that came to me last night

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

i have a rare form of synesthesia where i can hear music