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need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

seriously WHAT was the reason to lean in like that

i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word's gonna be huge for me

actual tears running down my face

A hero without a cape

people be like "wilson is secretly more complex" and like no hes not. he has moral ocd and a crush on his best friend, theyre churning these guys out in factories

house is insane. He calls remy 13 as if shes still just a number to him but also treats her like his kid half the time. He was the only one not to write kutner an obituary but his death hit him so hard he ended up in the psych ward. He faked DNA evidence in court to save a guy he actively dislikes half the time. Hes the most selfish man alive and he blames himself for everything. Hes constantly meddling in his fellows and friends lives because he doesnt know how to actually be involved with people in any way other than Scheming and Plotting. And every time he tries to get better he gets beaten back into being a miserable old man

Realized I have a naked rat and a small piano

Here's Harry banging out the tunes, April 13th 2023

i can't stand these new fountain machines they dispense watered down piss