Hey Dazia Who's Little Spoon And Who's Big Spoon?

Shin soukoku

Akutagawa : I shall rip out your throat and celebrate your death but only if it is by my hands. If someone else kills you or even hurt you I shall rip them apart too

Atsushi: Only if you promise not to kill anyone for six months

Soukoku

Dazai : Let's do this.

Chuuya : Do what?

Dazai : Do crime Be gay

Chuuya : K

That's it. That's the difference. One is still in denial and the other is just...ignoring it for the time being

'that' scene of 15skk

C:

this was totally what happened during that scene

dazai felt sm things hes never felt before at once

love that we all agree that it's smthing that continues to haunt dazai (it would haunt metoo if i confessed to someone just half a day i met them)

smh dazai's such loserboy behavior

squish squish who wouldn't want to squish those cheeks?? def also a way to shut up dazai when he's being too silly 🙂‍↕️ the pain depends on how hard chuuya squeezes his cheeks lol

Nikolai after fyodor's death gives me such "in my room" by icp vibes

I need to write a fic like that

I need a fic or c.ai bot like that

I think the main part of my Chuuya overworks himself and is a chronic people pleaser headcanon comes from the fact actual Nakahara Chuuya's poem 'The Village Clock' is imprinted on my brain.

'The big village clock was working day and night. The clockface's paint had already lost it's shine. When I drew near, there were lots of tiny cracks.'

Not the full poem, but the lines that really stick for me. This is just Chuuya to me. Keeping going, keeping working, not smiling as much as he used to. Keeping up appearances. Keeping even his friends at a distance so they don't see he's not as happy as he used to be.

I agree in the latest chapters Chuuya looks tired as hell, but his eyes have always read as tired to me. He's always looked like he needed a nap (It took a moment to find a mostly neutral expression in his introduction because, well, the Dazai effect). The straight across upper eyelids and the rounded lower eyelids just scream "I'm too tired for this" to me

It's quotes from the Mayoi 'Joyous night' cards.

Kouyou: "Chuuya are you saying you can't have what I'm drinking? There's no need to worry so long as you drink in moderation. Surely you can afford a glass at a banquet." Chuuya: "What are you drinking Ane-san? Wine, is it? Interesting... No, I couldn't. I'm you're escort. If something were to happen while I was drunk, well... *sigh* Alright, maybe just a glass. This is a banquet, after all."

Like, yes, I'm fairly certain these are in reference to Chuuya being a lightweight and not wanting to get drunk at a fancy party. But it's also Chuuya not allowing himself to have fun. Kouyou realistically doesn't need escort, Chuuya was likely asked along because she enjoys his company.

It's wine. He collects wine and he won't even allow himself to indulge in his own interests because he's too busy unnecessarily worrying about Kouyou and how people will perceive him at the banquet.

It's the fact despite there being several high ranking mafia members introduced by the time of the three way conflict, Mori always uses Chuuya for his plans. There's really no need for an executive to be the one to check up on the hired assassins, or deliver information to the ADA.

Chuuya even remarks upon it himself, saying he didn't think himself fit for the role of envoy. But he does it because the boss ordered him to. He won't say no.

I don't think Chuuya is the same type of overworker Kunikida is. Kunikida has to have everything done right, he needs it done on time. He has a set of meticulous rules and practices to ensure it gets done correctly.

I doubt Chuuya is the type to be worried over his reports being perfect or "in on time" because he's part of the mafia. This isn't a day job. Sure, there probably deadlines where stuff is time sensitive, but again, Chuuya is an executive. He can delegate such work to subordinates if needs be. I definitely don't think he's above coasting his work and putting in minimum effort as long as the job gets done.

I think Chuuya is an over worker in the sense, that even if he's exhausted, even if he wants to go home and collapse, if Mori handed him another job, he'd do it. He has a hard time saying no to people and it carries over into his work.

And he has difficulty shutting off work mode once he's home. "Might as well sort those emails while I have some spare time" Turns into Chuuya unable to sleep hours later because he lost track of time, drank too much caffeine and has a migraine from staring at a screen for so long.

As for being a chronic people pleaser? Well, we mostly see that in Wan or the anthologies. As I've already stated, Chuuya has a hard time saying no to people close to him. It's important that it's not everyone. If he doesn't know them, he can and will tell them to beat it, if he wants to.

But show him a little of bit kindness? An ounce of respect? Be nice to him for a moment and the people pleasing button gets pressed. He goes about it in a round about way, he can't have you know that's what he's doing so Chuuya makes up excuses as to why he's doing it, but he does it all the same.

We see it when he buys Kenji dinner, or makes everyone shaved ice and plenty of other examples. He has to go above and beyond. He wants you to be impressed because he wants the praise, but he can't have you know that's what he wants.

The only person he doesn't do this with is Dazai. And that's probably to do with how they met at 15 (also because Dazai annoys the hell out of him). They met when Chuuya's people pleasing was at its worst, when he was King of Sheep and had next to no will of his own because Chuuya was too afraid of losing the Sheep to not do as they say. Dazai breaks him out of that.

For all they make the bet that Chuuya's his dog, aside from the odd joke, Dazai is never seen making good on that. He never orders Chuuya around like a dog, they are partners and he treats him as such. When Dazai witnesses Chuuya being treated this way by the sheep, he looks annoyed, he doesn't like seeing it. Chuuya being his dog was always just a silly joke.

Dazai being so annoying that Chuuya couldn't stand to do what he said helped Chuuya break out of some of his people pleasing habits and learn saying no was okay. After Dazai defected, I think those habits came back as Chuuya had to fill the role of Mori's right hand in his absence.

We need to see chuuya convincing kunikida to make fun of dazai's height as a payback

Kunikida is 2 months younger than Dazai (Dazai is born in june and Kunikida is born in august). So when Dazai will hit 23 years old, Kunikida will remain 22

Part one (?) of this idea I talked about a while ago on this post and that won’t leave my mind. Dazais episodes. It’s 4:30am and jahssjwj

Read from left to right!!

I kinda want smth like that...

Listen, I posted about this on twitter, but Kunichuuzai breakfast club au!!

Chuuya the “rebel” Kunikida the “nerd” and Dazai the “outcast” end up in detention together for 8 hours under the supervision of one Ougai Mori.

They hate each other at first, but after enough conversations, shenanigans, and some weed, they end up revealing things they’d never shared before. Chuuya talks about his shitty home life, Dazai talks about his suicide attempt, and Kunikida talks about the pressures of being “gifted” and how—hey, his life actually sucks.

And by the end of it, by the time they eave that school, Kunikida has two phone numbers written on his wrist, a hickey hidden under the collar of his shirt, and a promise of a future with two boys he never in a million years would have even spoken to previous to this

I LOVE EVERY 15 SKK POST

Please someone get them out of my head

Dazai and Chuuya as that one meme where two people are cuddling in bed and then the big spoon rolls over and just drags the little spoon over with them.

When Chuuya is the big spoon he does it in his sleep, flipping over and dragging Dazai like an oversized doll. Dazai being the light sleeper he is, gets woken up by it and is annoyed. But also too flustered that he just got flipped like a pancake to do anything about it.

Until the next night where he purposely cuddles up to Chuuya as the big spoon, being extra loving and snuggly, coaxing Chuuya to doze off in his arms. And then once he's asleep, Dazai purposely tries to roll over and take Chuuya with him.

Only Chuuya's all muscle and while Dazai's not weak, his core strength isn't the best. So he struggles, he gets halfway, onto his back, with Chuuya partly dragged on top of him and realizes he's stuck.

To his dismay, Chuuya didn't even wake up, he just sprawls out on top of Dazai and continues snoring as Dazai has to accept his fate.

I imidietly imagined Dante with the dad sneeze

Vanitas: For the 100th time, Noè and I are just bestfriends!

Dante: [sneezes]

Dante: Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.