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Itachi Does Caramel Dansen!

Hey, it's a submission for @itachi-uchiha-week! :D

Also, killing two birds with one stone here because I once made a poll (I cannot find it anymore) asking something along the lines of "which character should I make a Caramel Dansen GIF of" and I remember Itachi winning that thing. Couldn't think of anything for the first prompt of Itachi Week (oops) so I decided to squeeze this one in here instead.

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

I just think it would be really funny if Jay remembers nothing except for every single piece of lore about Fritz Donnegan and the Starfarer comics. He may suffer from amnesia, but not even the FSM can erase this man’s audhd hyperfixation on this space comic book series. Every agent and all of Ras’ team wish he could.

(Partially based off of this)

An important PSA to remember!

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A demon simply called The Brother. It doesn't have siblings or any family, and it's ambiguous whether that creature itself is even male at all. It just keeps turning everything and everyone into broth.

haunted by morros past and present

you know who else is haunting me? Kai Rust

Okay but have i ever told you guys how i have a tiny barely developed AU where Morro, Vania, Echo, Cryptor, Benthomaar, Skylor, and Harumi are the very reluctant second ninja 2.0 when they disappear one day and the FSM is like ‘well thats not right…’ and destiny’s like ‘yeah, its not. Fix it.’

And now you have these seven somehow meeting and fixing a weird version of their ninjago to fix the past and find the ninja to remind them OR save them??

WHO IS IN THE LEAD, BITCHESZZZZZZ

As @staff further refine the polls while they're rolling them out (still haven't gotten mine sadly), here's a suggestion of mine: Polls with a ten year time limit.

As of right now, it's impossible for polls to turn into long-running legendary posts. You can try, sure (see the bug race), but it's a week and then it's locked, fixed, done, and all that's left is for people to reminisce about that time there was a poll.

On the other hand, if a ten year poll gets popular, it can become part of Tumblr lore while still being updated. People can write passionate appeals for their vote and fight in the notes. Others can make graphs to show how the poll's majorities shift with each different US president or Taylor Swift album. People can make memes about "remember 2025, when option 3 was in the lead? That was a crazy time".

Why ten years, though, instead of a hundred or just no time limit? Because that way, the end becomes an event. People who voted in the poll when it was just a few hours old can watch the final countdown together, and there's a new point in Tumblr history: That day when we finally all agreed on the best option, and presumably also some important political stuff happened.

Now, granted, most ten year polls would never reach this level of notoriety. But it only takes a few polls like this to be worthwhile. Maybe this shouldn't be an option for users to select, but something the Tumblr website grants/pushes on you at random?

So, yeah. Ten year polls. They should be a thing.

so is this gon turn into a boondocks au or what lmao

childs play but they all have guns (like in those photos of tiny children holding massive shotguns n stuff). that is my art request. give those toddlers ak-47s

this ask is so beautfiul im not even kidding i woke up and read thisand such a clear image popped intro my mind.

zane and jay arent there because i couldnt figure out how to draw them sorry

Okay but I would give my left kidney and my firstborn child to see a tv show about JLU Question and Huntress

I mean imagine: sleep-deprived Vic doing his best to organize a surprise birthday party for Helena (because that's what boyfriends do) while doing his best to solve an ancient riddle to stop the Antichrist from ruling the Earth? Question absolutely not giving a damn about the rules and sneaking Huntress into the Watchtower? Question being cornered in some dark alley by some villains he crossed and them getting beaten to pulp by his protective girlfriend? Uncovering some huge conspiracy while dealing with renovation of their first shared apartment?

I would watch the hell out of it

PSA the reason the pornbots are bad is NOT cause it’s porn and you will damage your pure morally correct eyes if you accidentally see a pussy. They’re bad cause they’re spam. The fact that it happens to be porn is infuriating because we had all our non-spam, unique, female-made-for-a-female-audience porn censored, but it’s not the porn that makes it bad! It’s the spam. Spam. It’s bad cause it’s spam, my kids.