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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

the comments on this video killed me

Guys please reblog. It's not easy being a girl it's like the whole world is out to get you. One misstep and something bad can happen.

If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die

I love when this post comes around!

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It’s 3 AM and you are heading to the kitchen to consume the shredded cheese as usual. Unusually, a wizard in full robes is there, already eating the cheese.

You are a human in world were all of the cryptic creatures you’ve ever known are real, every year there is a reunion where all of the local cryptics reunite and have a chance to talk with the humans.

This year for some reason you received an invitation to be the host of the ceremony, however, this is a position that only cryptids can have. Your neighbors all have the same invitations, that’s were you notice, you are the only human in a neighborhood of shape-shifters.

list 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox of the last 10 people who reblogged something from you. learn to know your mutuals and followers 💖

1. Reading a good book

2. Watching a good series

3. Having a good night's rest with no alarm for the next morning.

4. Spending time with my family and friends

5. Baking for the people I care about!

if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it.