Just Because......

Just because......

Have you ever wondered where books come from?

Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.

Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:

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You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm during their first winter:

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See how they happily line up to put them on:

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See? Better. Now they’re ready to go and explore the world.

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And if they make it through the winter and we take good care of them, they will grow up to be strong and wise like their older fellows:

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So, in case you were ever wondering, now you know.

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Human: Deal.

Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade…

Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.

Fey: I know, I know. Let’s hope the price wasn’t too much for you after all… Only time will tell.

Human: So, when do we start?

Fey: …If I may ask you to elaborate?

Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.

Fey: Yes? And you agreed?

Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?

Fey:

Fey, blushing: Ah.


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5 years ago

Help

I'm tired

Of fighting with you

Of you ignoring my problems

Of you not hearing my cries at night

You think I've changed

The fact is I haven't

I'm still a child asking for help

This time my method has changed

My problems have changed

I haven't

Please help me.

Help me before it's too late.


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2 years ago

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3 years ago

Your basic squeaky toy

5 years ago

Neither did anyone else who is here.

hey what’s up i never fucking learned how to regulate my emotions

5 years ago
Sea Fever! My Favorite Poem In The World, Especially As The Season Ends Each Year And I Get Nostalgic.
Sea Fever! My Favorite Poem In The World, Especially As The Season Ends Each Year And I Get Nostalgic.
Sea Fever! My Favorite Poem In The World, Especially As The Season Ends Each Year And I Get Nostalgic.
Sea Fever! My Favorite Poem In The World, Especially As The Season Ends Each Year And I Get Nostalgic.
Sea Fever! My Favorite Poem In The World, Especially As The Season Ends Each Year And I Get Nostalgic.
Sea Fever! My Favorite Poem In The World, Especially As The Season Ends Each Year And I Get Nostalgic.

Sea Fever! My favorite poem in the world, especially as the season ends each year and I get nostalgic. I hope I’ve done it justice. _ other comics /art /ko-fi /patreon

4 years ago

OMG HAD TO REBLOG THIS!

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

5 years ago

Runaway

Agnes was a practical girl through and through. So she paid no mind to the wild rumors circulating around the strange new tenant of Widow Amberley’s cottage, other than to note the slow spread of neglect and disrepair across the garden, then the house itself, as the month marched on.

Until the day Agnes was walking by on her way to market and heard the unmistakable sound of sobbing from the back of the house.

It was always better not to get involved in other people’s business, Agnes believed. You could never regret things you never did.

But then the unseen sobber’s breath caught in an absolute moan of despair that would break even the hardest heart. Agnes found herself lifting the gate latch and kicking her way through the weeds around the side of the house.

“Hello?” she called out, uncertainly.

The girl - the new tenant - sprung up to her feet with a surprised gasp. She had the kind of face made to inspire rumors, love poetry, maybe madness too; wide eyes brimming with tears, full lips parted ever so slightly. And her hands too, long and elegant as they wound through the Widow Amberley’s prize tomato vines - 

Agnes cleared her throat sharply. “You were, um. I heard… crying.”

The girl let out a shuddering breath that was half misery, half miserable laugh. “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to disturb. It’s just…” she gestured helplessly down. Agnes tried not to let her eyes linger anywhere as she followed the girl’s gesture down to the sad-looking tomato patch. “I killed. It was the one thing she asked me to keep alive, all her precious tomatoes, and I killed it because I’m too stupid to grow a plant apparently.” The girl took another gasping breath and swiped her sleeve across her eyes in a gesture that somehow looked dainty. “I’m so sorry,” she said with heartfelt sincerity to the Widow Amberley’s kitchen garden. “You deserved better.”

It was the apology that did it. Agnes dropped her market basket to the side, started shucking off her good jacket. “Come on, now,” she said. “It’s not dead, it just needs less water and a good retying. See, it’s come down off its trellis.”

The girl sniffled again but cast hopeful eyes on Agnes. Agnes swallowed. She definitely should’ve kept going. But it was too late now. She looked around, taking of stock what needed to be done right away and what could be done later.

“All right,” Agnes said. “Show me what you’ve been doing so far.”

Rose, as Agnes suspected, was not stupid, just utterly unprepared for country life. It took Agnes a week to start reversing the cottage’s decline and whip Rose into sufficient shape as a newly minted domestic goddess. 

“Those are all the things I have to do every week?” Rose had wailed as Agnes wrote out a chore list.

“No,” Agnes said mercilessly. “These are your dailies. We haven’t even started on once-a-week tasks. And after that we’ll talk monthlies and seasonals.”

Rose let out a moan, clasping a hand to her heart, but Agnes knew her well enough by now to tell when Rose was being serious and when Rose was being theatrical. When Agnes wasn’t at Rose’s cottage, Rose had started showing up at Agnes’. “Learning how it’s done,” she would insist, “And paying you back in chores.” Agnes couldn’t object to the company. Even if Rose didn’t speed the chores along, the time did seem to pass more pleasantly.

“You’re getting to know the new tenant quite well,” said the grocer sweetly, handing Agnes two baskets of groceries instead of Agnes’ typical one. 

The deliveries boy was more direct. “Is it true she’s some vanished princess?”

Agnes took the baskets back without a smile. “She’s not familiar with our climate. Wanted some gardening advice. And of course she’s not some vanished fairy tale, she’s trying to grow cucumbers.” And that was all Agnes would say to anyone.

If they did not bother getting to know Rose themselves, Agnes saw no reason her neighbors should get to hear all about Rose who hated to get up early but made herself do it for the sake of her chickens. Who had whooped for joy the first time she got her bread to rise. Who chattered non-stop as they worked; stories about balls and gowns and society gossip that skirted right up to some terrible indiscretion that could land a girl in a country exile. 

Once, Agnes grumbled about a stain on her best blouse, the only embroidered one she had. The next day half her shirts had disappeared, only to turn up a few days later covered in laurel leaves, roses on vines, cherry blossoms, and oranges. Agnes added four nails in her closet to hang each one carefully. Often times, at night, she’d find herself looking in that direction.

And then one morning, Agnes awoke to the sound of soldiers in the street, banging on doors, crying out the neighbors. “The Princess, the Royal Princess! We know she’s here. Have you seen this woman?”

Agnes didn’t think. She ran, ran to Rose’s cottage and burst into the henhouse where Rose was scattering seed. The chickens squawked. Rose shrieked.

“Please,” Agnes said, stretching out a hand to only person she trusted, her only friend. “Please help me. They’ve found me.”

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