character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*
me:
Happy Diwali to everyone!! 💙✨💙
This year all of us will get together wear new clothes and do pooja and eat so many mithais that our tummy will hurt and then catch up with each other!
i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;
“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”
“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community”
“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”
Okay, I’m sorry but I just feel so restless about the bushfires, I made a mini-comic. Maybe it will get a few more people to donate. I wish I could do more. Please see http://wires.org.au if you want to help. :(
Me: Maybe add some spices? It's a little bland to be honest.
*pours water in a cauldron* *puts you in it* *tapping foot and humming* *puts on apron and chefs hat* *starts chopping garlics and carrots into the water*
Preach.
adult life might be full of pain and suffering but at least we dont have to do PE anymore