I Am Not In The Habit Of Shipping Real People However There’s Definitely A Universe Where They’re

100% watch this show L&co is the loml

hey big fandoms!! can we have help?? please don't hate me for this

I'm going to target the Riordanverse because that's like the only big fandom I have

lockwood and co is coming out on Netflix. it's a show about a world where ghosts suddenly appeared 50 years ago and teens and children are the only ones who can sense them. also if they touch you, you die please watch it please please please pl

why will you like it? um

SIMILARITIES BETWEEN LOCKWOOD AND CO AND THE RIORDANVERSE BOOKS

both are led entirely by stupidly impulsive and sarcastic characters

traumatic backstories

uhh swords

you stab things and stuff yeah swords

angry girl with mommy issues

defying the People In Charge

sad boy who's family died

um let me come back to this

REASONS YOU SHOULD WATCH LOCKWOOD AND CO ANYWAY

we have an evil head in a jar

arguably funnier than pjo (if it's true to the books)

they literally burn down a house

basically everyone is hot

you'll get emotionally attached to said head in a jar

tons and tons of action

scary

there's gonna be romance I'm sure, because I saw the way those two losers looked at each other in the trailer even if it's sooner than they have it in the books

before you ruin it for yourself by saying "well it's gonna get cancelled anyway so why bother" 1) shush give it a chance and 2) if that happens just read the books they're literally amazing

I hope my advertisement that I'm NOT getting paid to do I swear, and am actually doing out of my own time, is convincing

please don't hate me

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

Pretty gay- i mean pretty girl! Pretty girl.

miss holly munro!

New Chapter of my canon divergent Emily fic is UP

(Basically what if they’d fucked up and Scully was pregnant with Emily after being returned to dc after her abduction in season 2)

Please give it some love if you feel so inclined

lol saw your anti color blind mulder post. I’d love to hear your explanation!!

Okay so people did see it:

BASICALLY red-green color blind means you either see red as green or green as red, which we all know right? (I had to learn extensively about this in my biology class, because what is biology class if not a way to help me understand the x-files) obviously, this never changes, it cant just flip one day, and yet fox mulder is continuously shown to be able to tell the difference between red human blood and green “alien blood” this is shown in the erlenmeyer flask, colony, and nisei just to name a few examples. So clearly Mulder is not red-green color blind, right, the writers messed up, so the real question is what is the canon explanation.

I have two: either mulder was so out of his mind with worry for scully that he needed to ask the gunmen about that theory and just says that cuz its the first thing that pops into his head

OR

He fell asleep while he was supposed to be watching the tapes and didn’t want them to know ig

Anyway I wrote a wetwired fanfic if Mulder wasn’t “colorblind” because i feel very passionately about it

Everyone who ever said Reyes is gay for Scully is right. You’re all right.

At this point i'm convinced Chris Carter's strategy for the entirety of the series was just "I can pretend the intense soulmate connection between those two doesn't exist if no one can see it".

Well, first of, fuck you.

Second of, meet modern digital video editing fueled by spite, Chris.

This scene from Firewalker is one of my favourites, and now it's visible to people without superhuman eyesight too!

God, the way Mulder screams her name and she immediately reassures him even though she's completely out of breath and just almost died. Then he squats down in front of her and she just lets out the biggest sigh and melts into his touch because everything is fine now that he's there.

How gently he touches her face??????? The smile she gives him?? The silent conversation they have that boils down to "it's okay, we're both together and okay, we're alright" after they spent the entire episode basically going batshit crazy with concern????

Deeply, deeply unwell.

How bitches be acting after “not gazing at Scully”

No thoughts just arcadia

he’s a sad puppy when she’s more than six feet away from him.

Scully feels awful. She knows she looks it too, dark shadows under her eyes, all but skin and bone propped up in her hospital bed beside a laptop. Scully had sent her mother home, there was no need for her to be there when she had other things to do, she had to go to church. Scully knew this wasn’t the end for her. Not yet. She had another month at least. She was counting the. She wasn’t sure when she gone from fighting it, to dreading it, to reaching for it. Reaching for that handsome angle of death who would take her somewhere sweeter.

It was selfish, but she was tired.

Mulder had left the room to grab a coffee and Scully seized the opportunity. She knew better than to do it in bed, so she pushed herself up and leaned against the wall for support as she looked through drawer of the bedside table. Her brittle nails skimmed the paper, then her finger tips found purchase against the pack and she pulled it out. The cool press of the lighter against the dry skin of her palm was a comforting weight.

Scully drew a cigarette out of the box and took it between her lips. Her thumb struck the lighter and she held the flame to the end, almost exhaling in relief when it caught. There’d be time for that after, first she wanted to take a long drag. The nicotine flooded her system and for a moment made her feel a little more alive.

She was so engrossed in the feeling that she didn’t hear the snick of the latch moving from its spot and allowing the door to open. “Would you cut that out?” Asked an annoyed, neigh, enraged voice. Mulder stood in the door way, cheap styrofoam coffee cup in his hand. “You’re a doctor, don’t you know what that stuff does to you?”

Scully rolled her eyes and turned her head, exhaling the smoke away from Mulder. She didn’t tell him that it didn’t matter. He was so sure that he was so close to finding someone, to meeting the right person with the right tech or magic or whatever. She couldn’t burst his bubble, she could let him have his hope at least, even if she had abandoned hers.

Mulder placed the coffee cup down and crossed the room to pluck the cigarette from between her lips, tossing it on the ground and grinding it under his heel until he was sure it was out. While he cleaned up the debris, Scully lit another.

He gave her an incredulous look as she savored the taste of stress relief and college parties and rebellion on her tongue. “This,” she tapped the cig, “isn’t what put me in here, Mulder.”