I Need Oscar Isaac As Poseidon Rn…

misha collins and phil lester trending on tumblr? what is this, 2016?

The main critique I've seen leveraged at Saltburn is that is falls short of its message of "eat the rich". But like...I never saw it as as that. Saltburn (to me) is steeped in a specifically English class context of nobility. There is this gap that cannot be bridged. Oliver throughout the movie has this deep frustration that he does not permanently belong in the sphere of Saltburn. Multiple people specifically goad him with this fact. Oliver is privileged by most people's standards, but it isn't enough. It's not eat the rich as they're all terrible its eat the rich as consuming them, absorbing them, licking the plate clean. The film came across as less a class critique and a hornier knives out but rather a psychological horror story about desire and not being able to have what you want the most. Oliver will never belong truly at Saltburn. Oliver despite worming his way into the family never has physical intimacy with Felix. It's not skewering the rich, it's commenting on the deep desire to inhabit their skin.

IF I MAY ALERT THE FALSETTOS FANDOM TO THIS VIDEO’S EXISTENCE. i have no idea WHO these guys are or where this is but this is so fcking cute i have to scream about it

the clothes (whizzer actually. looks stylish, god + marvin’s ugly tie…)

how melodic whizzer’s voice is !! so pretty

they talk over each other SO MUCH it’s adorable

(flips ugly tie into marvin’s face)

“men in france can cancel a debt–” “never been to france”

the blocking during + after “when he pushes…” holy shit

WHIZZER GETTING ON A CHAIR TO YELL AT MARVIN

literally everything about “we like fighting most”

the chairs!! we’re standing on chairs again i see

“what i covet… i keep” what a soft fucking line & what fantastic blocking

“i was trained in karate” FINALLY GETS THE BLOCKING IT DESERVES

“we’ve almost survived a year” “aw!”

“we’re too busy mounting–” (climbs into marvin’s lap) (gets shoved out of marvin’s lap)

WALTZ CHOREOGRAPHY

END NOTE

augh overall this just accentuate’s whizzer’s simultaneous need for love and complete inability to accept love normally and his unreasonably intense control over how much is too much and marvin is just a mess please watch this it’s so cute

There’s so much happening in this video and I love it

Jonathan being completely lost in his own world

Idina’s OUTFIT

Kristen and Josh holding hands and hugging

“Such. As.”

The early lyrics

Groffsauce using his water bottle as a mic

“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FROM HAMILTON”

Oh my god I've been so stupid

GIVE ME COFFEE OR GIVE ME DEATH

It was an outright goddamn death threat

You either take the coffee, or take the death

Metatron you nasty little piece of shit

give all of your aro/ace/aroace friends money

[CECIL]: "So, as we move into the final hours of the competition, vote! Whether it's for your favorite, local, Night Vale community radio host or some... pile of bones, don't let your voice go unheard.

Also... Well, this might be a little bit outside the rules, but you could even make a second account to show a little more support for whoever you think should win. You probably won't get caught. As City Council declared in a recent press release, "Voter fraud doesn't exist."

"There is no such thing as voter fraud," City Council said last Wednesday, their many mouths moving as one. "No one can vote more than once. We certainly can't. Ha, ha." Some of their feet shuffled. "We definitely did NOT commit voter fraud by using the recently developed cloning technology to make copies of ourselves, force them to vote for us, then bus them into the Whispering Forest where we threw them out. That. Never. Happened," they added emphatically.

Immediately after the press conference they disbanded the City Council's, 'Night Vale committee for Fair Elections', by eating them."

[A door creaks.]

[CECIL]: "Listeners, someone has just entered my studio.

Uhm, excuse me! You're not allowed to be in here!

It looks like it's a small man, with a smoothly bald head, and dark empty eyes...

Oh no. They're sockets. This must be him, this 'Snas' the skeleton. He's coming to defend his title...

Listeners, as I prepare myself for what will surely be a fight to the death, seeing who takes who out first, I take you... To the weather."

[CECIL]: "Welcome back. I know you're all dying to know whether I won the Tumblr sexyman poll, and if I defeated the small skeleton. Well...

I was all ready to fight, getting into a stance, when the skeleton held up his hands. He said that he didn't want to fight, and that he'd come here to concede and hand me the title.

I'll admit, I was a bit taken aback by this at first. Of course, I had to protest. Wouldn't that be unfair to the few people who voted for him, I asked?

But he explained that, since he already won last year, he wasn't really looking forward to all the attention and hassle from winning a second time. And seeing as it apparently meant a lot to me, he'd rather just let me win than miss his wedding.

Yeah, apparently he's about to be wed to someone named Komaeda in a few days? Good for him.

Dear listeners, after his heartfelt plee, I felt I had no choice but to accept the win.

Which means I am now, officially, Tumblr sexyman of 2023. Yay!

Stay tuned next for muffled sounds of celebration, overheard from a neighbour's house nearby.

Good night, Night Vale. Good night."

bo burnham’s Inside absolutely broke me.

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