"scythes Are Impractical As A Weapon" Ok But Does Anything Else Have The Cunt. I Think Not

you're telling me you don't think the devil and dice would have gotten all emotional with each other after their defeat?

Some RE fans be like:

really wish i'd figured this out sooner but refusing to capitulate to someone who you know from repeat experience is determined not to respect you whether they understand you or not really is one of the greatest experiences in the world because there is Nothing they can do about it that matters if you refuse to play along and trying to comprehend that is physically painful for them. you get to watch the light go out of their eyes in real time as the cracks begin to form in the tinted glass through which they see the world. power word kill your ego.

visiting the paris catacombs today and my mom messaged me saying "make sure you check the weather forecast before you go" . in the catacombs?

I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle

Same tho

I read so many fanfiction that at this point in my life (y/n) kinda sounds like a real name to me

"go to hell" is basic. "i hope your favourite AO3 work gets deleted." is smart. its possible. its terrifying.

Remus: I am in pain

Sirius: Like emotional, mental, physic-

Remus: I am bleeding out.

Sirius: So...?

Remus: ...emotional.

Sirius: fucking knew it

Peter, holding the band-aids: wtf guys?

I'M SORRY?

Instant regret